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servoblorbo:

munch munch munch ur fiber optics are mine

expand that question would ya

Please no I think I need those. Uhh, expand it? That’s the full question, though it was more of a joke the first time, because I didn’t know for sure how much of 1 your thing was, what are you that you can eat ethernet cables? I’m an angel, originally, technically I think I could probably eat those too but I haven’t tried.

i dont eat ethernets im fucking with you. im a human, creacian specifically. cool. dont know many ur kind. they dont hang out round this area much.

servoblorbo:

i just chew on ethernet cables and hope for the best really

heres my apology cake for taking everything you own sorry

That’s../definitely/ not safe. Unless you like. Eat. The internet? What are you exactly..? And yeah that’ll make up for it right that sounds fully reasonable.

munch munch munch ur fiber optics are mine

expand that question would ya

servoblorbo:

oh a cook, neat. pretty good at follows instructions but never was much into the food stuff. figure if it cant be ate raw its prob bad for me

never sold a cake to a criminal that you know

I don’t know a lot about mortal diets necessarily but that rule seems concerning in terms of like. Raw meat and eggs? Which are generally good and healthy for your diet post-cooking? I guess that’s true, I dunno what a criminal would need a cake for. Maybe leaving it in the house as an apology gift after burgling it.

i just chew on ethernet cables and hope for the best really

heres my apology cake for taking everything you own sorry

servoblorbo:

i deal with alot of criminals that think their gonna get one up over me. ill open with violence. if that doesnt work, i will apply more violence.

also hi wat do you do

Huh! Guess that’s. How that line of work goes. Uh, hi! I’m a baker, I do cakes and cupcakes in particular the most, weddings, birthdays, displays, gifts, you name it. It’s a job my fixing power is almost completely irrelevant to which makes the work all the more satisfying really. As far as I know I’ve never sold cake to a criminal.

#prob murder.#starvation make you mean #penofdamocles

oh a cook, neat. pretty good at follows instructions but never was much into the food stuff. figure if it cant be ate raw its prob bad for me

never sold a cake to a criminal that you know

servoblorbo:

wats he gonna do? come back for revenge? next time itll be lead to the chest, i dont play games with crooks looking to put me in a situation.

Well. Fair enough. If you have a defense that straightforward I guess there’s not much to worry about.

i deal with alot of criminals that think their gonna get one up over me. ill open with violence. if that doesnt work, i will apply more violence.

also hi wat do you do

servoblorbo:

get this, some elf walks in demands make it discreet, wants to upgrade a droid, one of them truly fake ones, to be just like him.

actual likeness and everything. but stay vi cause hes gonna use it to fake his death. genius stuff, absolute scumbag. tell em payment up front because this is illegal.

so make the thing look just like him, get all the fancy stuff. and its awful and i hate it. he comes back to approve and i have the thing record the conversation with him- not me i aint dumb- and i programmed it to make sure to out this dude immediately.

pretty sure hes still in jail.

Fuckin g*ddamn that /does/ sound uncomfortable to make, what a plan though. That’s pretty a pretty hilarious twist to pull on him, hope you didn’t make a potentially lethal nemesis with that trick, haha.

#he tried to oust me about it #but he had some mods to him #and turns out its hard to communicate.#penofdamocles

wats he gonna do? come back for revenge? next time itll be lead to the chest, i dont play games with crooks looking to put me in a situation.

servoblorbo:

i dont really care bout the assumptions part if im real with you

mostly work on like, car detailing and repair and some upgrading. most the vi go into city vehicles like mail or garbage trucks.

Oh. Um, okay. If you’re sure. That’s neat, I guess that makes sense, those are some very particularly organized/routine jobs. What’s like. The weirdest upgrade someone’s gotten?

get this, some elf walks in demands make it discreet, wants to upgrade a droid, one of them truly fake ones, to be just like him.

actual likeness and everything. but stay vi cause hes gonna use it to fake his death. genius stuff, absolute scumbag. tell em payment up front because this is illegal.

so make the thing look just like him, get all the fancy stuff. and its awful and i hate it. he comes back to approve and i have the thing record the conversation with him- not me i aint dumb- and i programmed it to make sure to out this dude immediately.

pretty sure hes still in jail.

servoblorbo:

no. cause an ai car is a dumb thing to make. we install the cars with vi that can link to the drivers for convenience and safety.

if im going to make something living im simply going to make it living. but i dont need a sedan with an opinion thanks

Ah..I uh. See. Sorry. I’ve seen. More fucked up shit than that dumb concept get created, and the implications freak me out on. A very personal level. Sorry for making assumptions.

i dont really care bout the assumptions part if im real with you

mostly work on like, car detailing and repair and some upgrading. most the vi go into city vehicles like mail or garbage trucks.

servoblorbo:

ok so

artificial intelligence will learn and adapt over time on its own, moreso depending on how you set the cogni up in the first place. and the more access it has, the more advanced itll become until its a digital lifeform. and i tend to avoid those cause I dont want the law busting on my garage more than they do

virtual intelligence has a set coding and parameter built into it that prevents it from growing beyond the hard coding no matter what it does. you could add more processing and more cogni, but it cant supercede itself. it is capable of determining actions for itself but it isnt capable of thoughts or feelings. i make most my servos as vi.

cogni is what you think it is. its a processing chip that integrates with computers that allows the software to gain some degree of sapience or sentience. its not cheap or easy to get but i do know how to make em myself.

Wait, so, you’re. Taking regular self-running computer cars. That aren’t alive at all. And giving them. Sentience? And senses? Because it’ll make them work better, as tools? Without even. Allowing them intelligence? So they’re partially alive and unable to grow and can’t comprehend their own existence but are just real enough to suffer? And this is an /improvement/?

#the fuck?#make em suffer #firstly i aint programming shit to suffer that is incredibly stupid thanks #secondly no. ppl aint really allowed to legally create digital life like some kinda virtual puppy mill #i have two ai servos that i keep and ur gonna be forkin over a load of capitol capital if you want me to make ai #penofdamocles

no. cause an ai car is a dumb thing to make. we install the cars with vi that can link to the drivers for convenience and safety.

if im going to make something living im simply going to make it living. but i dont need a sedan with an opinion thanks

Oh. Wait, they’re not..AI? What’s the difference between VI and cogni and AI..? The difference is kind of important to how I feel about this concept.

ok so

artificial intelligence will learn and adapt over time on its own, moreso depending on how you set the cogni up in the first place. and the more access it has, the more advanced itll become until its a digital lifeform. and i tend to avoid those cause I dont want the law busting on my garage more than they do

virtual intelligence has a set coding and parameter built into it that prevents it from growing beyond the hard coding no matter what it does. you could add more processing and more cogni, but it cant supercede itself. it is capable of determining actions for itself but it isnt capable of thoughts or feelings. i make most my servos as vi.

cogni is what you think it is. its a processing chip that integrates with computers that allows the software to gain some degree of sapience or sentience. its not cheap or easy to get but i do know how to make em myself.