#cali harem

[xenrye]

Here's the official post for my banner >:]

California's autistic, loserboy personality and bisexual looks have captivated the masses, I'm afraid.

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I am the world's biggest multishipper, and California is my favorite WTTT character, sooo. I talk a lot about different Cali ships because he deserves love, and I thought, why not make them poly!

I jokingly call it the "Cali Harem" because I ship so many damn characters with this guy. I have my favorites, but I think he's kissing everyone ever. I have so many dynamics set with more characters than just this. I might post about them. If y'all want headcanons for a particular ship, just shoot me an ask >:]

Could he realistically pull this many people? Absolutely not. Pretentious little bitch boy could never. Would a poly that large realistically work out? Probably not. Do I care? No 😌

Ft. Massachusetts' missing eye. Once again, he's got a cool prosthetic. This one is striped in his flag colors (blue and yellow). So far, I only have this one and the 1776 Prosthetic, and I need ideas for more.

Some Alaska Traditional Sketches and Headcanons Under the Cut!

He's such a sassy creature. I like drawing him, it's so fun. Plus, the leaning? I think he looms over people to explain things. Hands against the wall behind them or on the chair they're sitting on sort of thing. It's unintentionally intimidating (or attractive, if you're into that!)

It doesn't read very well, but he's doing the wishy-washy / so-so motion with his hand in the second one.

I don't think Alaska's very expressive with his tone (nor face really. His only two expressions are 🙂 and 🤨), but his body language is very exaggerated and easy to read. He moves his shoulders a lot. Much shrugging gets done.

Slightly unrelated headcanon, but I think Alaska's the type to flirt very bluntly. Less subtlety and more "[action] was attractive." or "You looked great doing [action]." Ykwim? That or it's entirely unhinged, no filters, but completely earnest. I don't think he flirts often, but if he does, it's:

California playing drums ( I adore musician Cal)

Alaska, after the set: "Hm."

California: "What?"

Alaska: "I kind of wish I was that drumset."

SIR, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?