#cali squad

[anotherbylerstan]

argyle ♥

[coliincorrect]

Kyle: Nigel, can you get something from my back pocket?

Nigel: What’s in it for me?

Kyle: A chance to feel my ass.

[coliincorrect]

Dani: *on the phone* Parker, I’m tired. Come kiss me goodnight

Parker: If you think for one second that I’m going to stop writing this song and drive thirty minutes just to kiss you goodnight, then you’re absolutely right. Let me get my keys

[coliincorrect]

Minnie: So, is the baby awake yet?

Eunbyul: Oh, no, it’s still nap time. But she’ll be awake soon.

Minnie: Ah, and where’s Hyeon?

Eunbyul: I said it’s still nap time.

[coliincorrect]

Yoona: hey here’s your boxers, you left them at mine yesterday

Sungjae: Yoona i’m literally in a meeting and everyone saw that

[coliincorrect]

Sihoo: *impersonating Minjung* My name’s Minjung! And one time I made Sihoo lose a rap battle because I ordered a Shirley Temple at it and his opponent saw and wrote a verse about it!

Minjung: Maybe you should stop dragging me to all these rap battles!

Sihoo: I want you to share the things in my life that are important to me!

[coliincorrect]

Ahyoung's mom: Why do you want to move out so badly?

Ahyoung: Independence.

Ahyoung [in her head]: Getting a lizard.

[coliincorrect]

Peter: [showing the members a text from Pippa]

Pippa's text: At Airport! Tell the members I said bye! Love you all to the moon and back, you guys are the best. Bust a nut!

Peter: I'm not sure she knows what that means.