#calibanhammer

[piglii]

what's ur take on anal fisting, giving, receiving, and otherwise

I only consider it TRUE fisting if you're wearing a pair of these

[yiancuteku]

Questions~

I got tagged in this by Imagoofygubler, and I figured, “Why not?” Rule 1: always post the rules Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones
 Rule 3: tag 10 people and link them to the post
 Rule 4: actually tell people you tagged them __________________________________ 1: What 5 things do you bring to a desert island from your house? 1.) One of my dad’s “Plant Identifier” sort of books. 2.) My triceratops pillow pet, Ferdinand. 3.) Walden by Ralph Waldo Emerson so that I would not feel so alone in my woman vs. nature plight. 4.) My little photo album of loved ones. 5.) Whatever rational provisions I could find within my house, whether it be trail mix or the rarer commodity of bottled water. 2: If you could change your name would you? What would it be? Yes, I would most certainly change my name. There are already a shit-ton of people in this country alone with my exact full name. I’m not certain what I’d change my name to. It would probably be something unique but not exotic, you know? Like easily pronounced, spelt, and remembered. 3: You can have dinner with any 5 people that have ever lived or will ever live. Who do you pick? 1. Dorothy Parker 2. Nikola Tesla 3. My (late) older sister, Nicole. 4. George Harrison 5. Benjamin Franklin 4: Favorite ice cream flavor? Mint chocolate chip. 5: Favorite author? Dorothy Parker 6: What’s your dream job? To teach college Astronomy and Physics, if I were smart enough for it. 7: If you could live in someone else’s head for a day who would you chose? I honestly don’t know. There’s not really a preference as I just have a long list of people that I’d like to know exactly WHAT goes through their head every day. Honestly, if I had to choose I would say my boyfriend’s, though. It’s not a priority, but sometimes I’m so curious. 8: If you could only wear one color for the rest of your life what color would you chose? Blue. It has the most calming effect on others, right? If people have to look at one in one color FOREVER, then it had better be one that isn’t anxiety inducing. 9: If you could only watch one movie ever again what would it be? Dead Poet’s Society. 10: Favorite vacation you’ve gone on? I went on a trip with my high school best friends to Nashville, and although it’s not an outstanding tourist destination or anything…it was still great fun and totally memorable. 11: Favorite thing about yourself? My open-heartedness. It’s the one thing I take pride in. _____________________________ My Questions: 1: What is your favorite memory? 2: Which comic book super-hero/super-heroine do you find most relatable to yourself? 3: What do you want to do for the rest of your life? What inspired this dream? 4: What is your least favorite color? 5: If you could travel back in time and change something about your life, would you? [“EEF YEW HAD THE CHAUNCE TAH CHANGE YER FAYT, WOOJAH?”] 6: Do you like cats? ♥ 7: What is the first chapter book you ever read? 8: What languages do you speak? 9: Have you ever attempted to spontaneously pursue an interest? (You know, like roller derby or learning how to play an instrument…) 10: In your own opinion, what is the most intriguing thing about you? 11: …Marvel or DC?

[yiancuteku]

Sallux, Calibanhammer, Snopal, and kit-kat-gatita,

So, I know I alternate tumblr accounts sporadically because I get super bored of them and my minimal follower count (Dx), but I realized that I totally forgot to tell you guys that this, dismalsunrise, is Alisha. I honestly didn't even realize that I wasn't following half of you on this blog because I am shhiiit. I am notifying you because it's hard to keep in contact outside of tumblr, and I didn't even realize I had messages on alisaurusrex and since I just started following some of you recently tumblr will not allow me to send asks or fan mail yet which is hella weird. So, yeah, please contact me on this account from here on out IF you'd like to talk to me at all. You guys are wonderful. Peeeace.

[neurotrophicfactors]

Happy birthday, dubuduebebduduede.

I’ll be expecting to find my gift in my bed tonight. 

[elitestylish]

welcome to my blog

hello homestuck ouo

[archerofred]

weeeeeh more followers, hello friends! thank you for following! ;v; my name is Kelsey!!! I post a lot of everything here, mainly Kagepro, Dangan Ronpa and Attack on Titan, but honestly the real list is too long to put in a little introduction. please let me know if there's anything you'd like me to tag for you!

I hope we can be friends!

[alisaurusrex-blog-blog]

Hey, I just wanted to say that I am thankful for you - each and every one of you.

I am just getting over the terror of another panic attack right now and I have to admit that I am still a little irrationally paranoid of dying, I think. So, whilst I was trying to sort through the, "Calm down. It's just another panic attack; you're fine!" mentality, I started thinking about how much it would suck if I did suddenly die out of the blue of Long QT syndrome like my sister and shit. 

Not being able to see you guys again would be unbearable! So, I just wanted to take the time and tell you how much you mean to me. Some of you that I tagged I may not really see anymore or I may only see you once in a blue moon when we get together and work on our cosplays or I may not see at all because we're on bad terms...but I still love each and every one of you guys. You guys are wonderful and I sincerely appreciate the fact that I met you and that I can share wonderful memories with you and stuff. Thank you for being in my life. ♥

[fyperia]

i am me. let us make the sex across time

*undresses you across space*