#cutiesatan

[tabrisurl]

My best friend is an asshole

[exo-mination]

[xiiijuuzou]

i want to be a super race a super race of plant people )-: so we can live in harmony with nature :D we eat vegetation and hunt and we poop bees just bees brittany full nests of bees

my friend at 2am

[xiiijuuzou]

write me a thing and draw me as one of your titans

are u kiddin me alondra

OK WHAT THING THOUGH YOUR NAME URL WHAT,,, ill do your url

[xiiijuuzou]

y'know one time my friend snuck up behind me when I was walking and whispered "come on and slam" into my ear and I dont think I ever fully recovered from that

[xiiijuuzou]

Things my friend has texted me first thing in the morning: I look like I smoked 10 blunts at once

[xiiijuuzou]

My friend just said her and her boyfriend were gonna chop me up, put me in a stew and name it "The Oneler"

[xiiijuuzou]