#calicherusalka

[kyrosion]

welp, the doctor’s advice boiled down to “i don’t know what this could be, but you’re fat, so it’s probably because you’re fat. take some advil and lose 25% of your bodyweight.”

so uh, i guess i’m going to take some ibuprofen, slap an icyhot pad on this shit as per cam’s advice, and hope it clears up to an acceptable degree by tomorrow because i can’t just miss work every day

[kyrosion]

calicherusalka replied to your post:goddammit the ads are back D:

Like a least this time my ads are like “celebrity crossword!” Instead of Nike’s “You have to earn showers!”

i don’t trust it >:/

[kyrosion]

calicherusalka replied to your post:lol i am explaining my approach to airplane attire...

Yeah he was like “I’m gonna wear a tie!” And I was like “okay but it’s about 32C here this weekend”

yeah my first response was basically “it’s texas, don’t wear a tie to texas, you will melt. in texas.”

[kyrosion]

calicherusalka said: Have you tried the tap water? Like unless it’s literal poison it’s better to drink it than not I think. I would ask “like do you guys mean arsenic or just swampy tasting?”

i have asked but andrea just gives me this “iunno” shrug :/ i have been drinking it some and frankly it tastes perfectly normal, like not weird even a little AT ALL, and i think the caterers were giving it to everyone at the wedding yesterday? but like it gives me anxiety

on the other hand i am not pooping my guts out or anything so probably it is fine

[kyrosion]

calicherusalka replied to your post:Hey people I’m leaving for Italy tomorrow so I...

Oh have fun!!

Will do! :D

[kyrosion]

calicherusalka replied to your post:omg what a glorious day we’re going to sit here...

Dave says there’s Canada Day naps on Granville Island if you can get there!

i could but it would take like at least an hour and a half travel there and back, and granville island is sure to be hellishly crowded today

also transit, and frankly last time i took transit on canada day i had a panic attack because it was so jampacked

andrea and i made a pact to stay in and be lazy today, in celebration of the fact that we can! perhaps i will run the dishwasher later after i grill some pork chops. we’ll probably get sushi tonight because the way this week’s been going, it’s too hot in the apartment for me to want to be anywhere near a stove in the evening

[kyrosion]

calicherusalka replied to your post:yeah pinterest is like the furthest thing from a...

I mean at least on Twitter you can lock it so people have to ask to follow you and see your stuff?

Yeah, I thiiink you can set your Pinterest to private, but then you’re unsearchable and almost no one can see your stuff, which means you have no exposure to people you’re not already following. Which kind of defeats the point. Bluh.

[kyrosion]

calicherusalka replied to your post:calicherusalka replied to your post:well SOME...

I think I should be the one to tell him, I will wait for the moment of maximum funny to do so

as long as you TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT <3