#californiaaaa

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california girls we're uncomputable

[fagoon]

[sleeptight-grimrite]

so starting tomorrow, donald trump will be president and all i gotta say is

thank goodness for states' rights. IT’S GOOD TO BE IN CALI, SUCKAZZZ

[max1461]

as a lifelong socal inhabitant I get to judge norcal people and cascadians for being a bunch of eco-aesthetic 90s liberal steve jobs wannabes and I get to judge new yorkers for being a bunch of slouching too-cool-for-school "only we can comprehend bodegas" east coast hipsters. but this is objectively cope. there is no place on earth worse than la. I love it.

[max1461]

(to be clear, much of my California posting is tongue-in-cheek. I really do like it here though.)

[max1461]

I'm working towards Californian ethnogenesis

[max1461]

When the glorious California nation secedes from the so-called US we will move the capital LA and begin a benevolent reeducation program to inculcate the northerners into proper socal values, mark my words

[max1461]

My problem with LA/Socal is that it is very expensive, and also contains many beautiful women, handsome men, sunlight, and things such as that. I would like to be friends with the beautiful men and the handsome women, and exercise in the sunshine, kiss some of the women etc. But, I only have 3 money, so I’m very far away from the shining bronze sun, the women frolicking at the gym, the men training at the beach, and so on

This is, unfortunately, the nature of the thing. My condolences.