So Polato and Dan, between the two of you it seems like you've slept with most everyone on board at least once. What are the weirdest requests you've gotten during sex? Strange roleplay or techniques or demands, that kinda thing? (You don't have to name names.)
Weirdest one was actually before I joined this crew.
Visiting merchant - real rich guy- invited me back his ship once. Had a special room in it that was made to look like the inside of a mass transit vehicle. Had a bunch of servitors and mannequins about the place to look like the other passengers. All the ‘windows’ were actually screens to give the illusion of movement.
Dude just asked me to stand there and mind my own business. Pretend he wasn’t there.
He awkwardly groped me for about eight minutes then finished in his pants.
He was super grateful about it. . Gave me a fistful of bills.
Like…not the most physically taxing specification I’ve had from a sexual partner (assuming they even count as one) but the sheer amount of effort they put into preparing it was pretty out there.
I’ve actually forgotten what I was going to say.
Your story has me at a loss.
I suppose Khutulun’s tendency to play the rabbits kiss game -with a large, living insect- as a part of foreplay is a little odd. But I found myself getting used to it.
OH MAN!! I would way rather do that than get a weak half chub to the butt while I pretend to read the funny pages.
Can we talk about literally anything else?!