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someone: don't sweat it:)

me, already sweating: thanks

If you had to bathe a pigeon would you do so in the bathtub or the kitchen sink?

Julia I can’t fit in a sink

More strange things by my roomie fam

Julia: Mel, if you wanted to buy a kitten and they said they'd give you ten snakes for free, would you take the snakes??

Sam: GIVE THE SNAKES TO ME. I have plans. (I want a snake family)

Annie: Why can't Sam just get her own ten snakes??

Sam: I'll get twenty snakes!

Annie: Where would you even keep twenty snakes?

Sam: In my flannel drawer.

A conversation between my roommates, just now

Julia: do you have a laptop charger?

Sam: yeah it should be in my top drawer

Julia: *walks over* *opens drawer* Sam, this is all flannels.

Sam: ...crap.

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