The Patron Saint Of Bad Decisions

Melanie | 30 | Writer | AuDHD | Bisexual | I’m just three stereotypes in a trenchcoat.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

new year new mountain goats

[xanaxfarts]

Lambert’s Bridge no. 77, also know as the snake bridge, on the Macclesfield Canal. location: Astbury Congleton, England

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[theehorsepusssy]

[natalieironside]

Shes okay! :) but her pussy died tho :(

[oneheadtoanother]

[outofcontextarthur]

[arkan-dreamwalker]

Age-old advice which is more relevant nowadays rather than less. This is the second iteration of it though. The original version is: “Never write anything in a letter you wouldn’t want to see in print.” Advice handed down by my mother from her forbears.

[allronix]

From the IT department. We archive EVERYTHING. And Outlook autosaves every couple seconds.

[ri-writing]

“Dance like no one is watching.  Email and text like it will one day be read in court.”

[moon111111]

[segamascott]

[kosmogrl]

[revolutionnaire-farouche]

dawn of anguish

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[o0kawaii0o]

The girlies! 🌟

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[flamei7]

[postpoeticparadox]

holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl

credit to @juniperhours i could not leave this in the tags

[purplebehittindifferent]

So two of the kids I watch gathered that I am a witch because A: I like bugs B: My hair is purple and C: my bones make weird sounds. They very much like me and call me the nice witch.

Part 1 here!

(Check my page for more stories soon)

[touhouweed]

[scoutsmoocrew]

What if a lactating person is locked in a room with a dog indefinitely? Should they let the dog starve?

Who are you people?!