#callousgallionic

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@callousgallionic

squ11rt, y0u’re b4ck 0nl11ne!

c0ngr4tul4t110ns 0n y0ur  11mpr0vements.

h0w’re y0u h0ld11ng up?

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💀 for a morbid text

[TXT]: 11′m g011ng 2 h4ve 2 kr11ll h11m bef0re she d0es

[TXT]: but.

[TXT]: 11 d0n’t w4nt 2..

[TXT]: f0r the f11rst t11me 11n my ent11re l11fe, 11 d0n’t w4nt 2 kr11ll s0me0ne 11 need 2 kr11ll.

[TXT]: but 11t h4s 2 be d0ne

[TXT]: he’s n0t s4fe here, 4nd we c4n’t le4ve. 11 c4n’t keep )(er 4w4y fr0m h11m

[TXT]: 11 c4n’t keep h11m s4fe

[TXT]: she’ll ru11n h11m 11f 11 d0n’t d0 11t f11rst

And Bonus, unsent text:

[TXT]: he w0n’t feel 4 f11n

[causticgibber-blog]

@tipsywitch @callousgallionic @tacentgonoph @askptafrisk @threshprinceofbelair I KNOW I CHECKED OUT ONE OF THESE LINKS ONLY TO BE EXCEEDINGLY DISAPPOINTED. I'M DISAPPOINTED IN ALTERNATE ME FOR EVEN *BEGINNING* TO IMPERSONATE TROLL WILL SMITH BUT THAT OBVIOUSLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT. *ANYWAY* ALL OF YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELFS THAT'S AT LEAST SOMEWHAT INTERESTING. IF I'M ALREADY WASTING MY TIME ON THIS WEBSITE I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT SOMEWHAT WORTH IT.

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ARE WE FRIENDS OR NOT?

There was a long pause where the psion pondered the question, unfocused gaze seemingly settled on Karkat. Then, when he’d decided on what to say, he answered.

“I would say so, unless you have some sort of a problem with being friends with someone older than you are brash.”

[gehennaabsolute]

UH *LOOKS AT DARE POST AGAIN* WELL FUCK. *GIVES THE FUCK UP AND SPRAWLS ON THE NEAREST FLATISH SURFACE WITH A PLANT IN HIS MOUTH.* IS THAT A BULGE IN YOUR SKIRT OR ARE YOU JUST WAITING TO CHAINSAW ME? WAIT, FUCK-!

This Is Definitely A Very Bad Pitch Flirt

I Am Amused Good Try Though

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<==        @callousgallionic

Snorting in amusement as Karkat paced around him, Moira remained settled calmly in his column-- not even bothering to turn his head and follow the mutant’s footsteps. He could see him anyway, his psionics thrumming in the air and crawling across the floors, up the walls and trickling to the ceiling. He didn’t need cameras to see this room, and he certainly didn’t need to twist around for Karkat’s comfort.

"As amusing as you are, that’s not what this is about.” He corrected, a lazy smirk playing across his lips. “You can’t kill me; you’re too soft and I wouldn’t allow it.” He paused for a moment, considering, before he spoke up again-- this time twisting around to peer directly at Karkat’s face, thin lips peeling back into a fang-filled grin, almost ferocious if it hadn’t been playful. “This is a training excersise, for the both of us. You, so you stop eviscerating the limited stock of battle dummies we have, and me, so I can practice fending off attackers while I’m plugged in and they’re too close to lock out.”

[xndependent]

> @lordmangaka, @meangreentimemachine, @callousgallionic, @knightofnxthing, @crocker-heir, @fatalroyale, @bxlletwxunds, @lil-calvin, @probonoprivado

Hey guys. I’m Jett. Who’re you?

[sugaryexcess]

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ST: Okokokay, so you’ve got NO~ reason to bereef me, but yoar -Empress is dolp)(initely gonna fuck you up, like real bad, and meanw)(ile )(ere I am, good and pure and willing to accept refugees, my alp)(as are all evil c’mon move in )(ere it’ll be great~