#callpoisoncontrol

[fourbulliesandacookie]

Oh my paw!!! Mama poisoned me this morning 😱😱😱. She dropped my pill and Luna grabbed it with her face, mama grabbed it because it immediately stuck to her tongue 👅. Does she throw it away?? No she puts some peanut butter 🥜 on it and gives it too me! Luna slobber and all!!! I’m now full of Luna slobber cooties 😵‍💫🥴🤢 #callpoisoncontrol #dial911 #poisonedwithslobber #iknowthepillissupposedtohelpmetolerateherbutthisisridic #mamastryingtokillme #deucethediapeydog #fourbulliesandacookie #englishbulldog #dogsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CaXV8mzLRv1/?utm_medium=tumblr

[fauxking]

Happy Valentine’s Day 💚 #happyvalentinesday #hvd #callpoisoncontrol #love (at San Francisco, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt3xt1MhTGo/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1eybo81b5j87

[therealagbeast]

.. seriously. Everything I make looks similar? It tastes different? Maybe I need to work on my presentation skills? #SaturdayNight #FinishedProduct #IMadeThis #CallPoisonControl #Meanwhile #Seriously? #AllMyShitLooksTheSame #ComfortFood https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnw9lBbFKTI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11rf5ygvfe66

[bootiebuttah]

Can't believe we not only took this fools koolaide but a whole portion of fellow Americans have taken this to the head? #InTheLandOfDumpf #franquizzlespeaks #callpoisoncontrol #passtheipecacplease