#callthebanners

[haylkonig]

definitelynaked -> inopportunedeathboners

Just in case the mustache wasn't enough

[fatewillsit]

Loki/Bruce

who cooks normally?: Bruce because Loki does NOT BOTHER HIMSELF WITH MEAGER TASKS SUCH AS COOKING. Sometimes he makes Bruce tea tho.

how often do they fight?: Often

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Nothing different then what they do normally.

nicknames for each other?: Loki calls Bruce "Banner" most of the time, and I don't think Bruce really has any nicknames for Loki

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Bruce. 

who steals the covers at night?: Loki

what would they get each other for gifts?: I don't think they'd get each other gifts. I mean, Bruce buys Loki McDonald's fries, and Loki returns the favor with exceptional blowjobs, does that count?

who kissed who first?: Loki kissed Bruce for funsies

who made the first move?: Loki

who remembers things?: Bruce probably Loki doesn't care enough unless it has something that can benefit him.

who started the relationship?: It isn't really a "relationship". They have sex sometimes and Loki thinks that Bruce is the only one intelligent enough to speak to him. And Bruce just gives zero fucks and that's basically it.

who cusses more?: I don't think either of them cuss very much.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Probably not even give two shits. I mean Loki's the villain so he probably would be THE ONE WHO HURT BRUCE IN THE FIRST PLACE and Bruce probably would've hurt Loki when he hulks out and puts him in his p l a c e