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mar * 29 * they/them

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[milowing]

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

[glowcowboy]

without arts & crafts we are in hell

[blood-and-foam]

[kaijuno]

Who that man

[hollow-head]

blorbo from my petroglyphs

[notllorstel]

Someone help I’m trying to find the image of a woman in a bikini on a beach with a fish caught in her mouth and it looked something like this

[link-lonk]

This one?

[notllorstel]

yes thank you very much for your time. everyone head home

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

george lucas naming anakin: he'll be named after the greek goddess of inevitability, ananke, who ruled over fate, circumetance, compulsion, to symbolically indicate that luke's fate is bound inexorably in who his father was

george lucas naming obi-wan: belt

[tealbluemagic]

@tennessoui

[jswander]

[wajb]

in these times of extreme surveillance, tumblr’s nonfunctional search engine stands in solidarity with the revolutionary

[lmaonade]

idea i had

[lmaonade]

more

[trucyisright]

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

[daughter-of-sapph0]

dick van dyke when pussy truck faggot walks in

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[pomrania]

Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications

[darkcomedies]

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

[darkcomedies]

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

[krafterwrites]

[silkysousaphone]

[thememedaddy]

[smashcut]

On the day of Dick Cheney’s death, I’m thinking about a lot of horrible consequences of his actions, but I’m also thinking about Lauren Hough telling Dick Cheney to waterboard her “if it makes him feel better” when she repaired his cable.