AND wait please recommend a book ! And movie :) if you recently read or watched anything good
There are a few classics I could recommend (1984 is still very timely), but I haven’t really read anything lately that is recommendation worthy. However, I am obsessed with the movie Parasite, which is practically perfect in every way. Also got really into Money Heist, which I heartily recommend as well!
alright the answers will be pretty short because I’m no fic writers I can’t long stuff sdkdkdjk but I still can write some sentences
1. Random headcanon:
- ok so I recently I just watched a kdrama called ‘my horrible boss’ and I thought ‘SWAN QUEEN’ basically this headcanon is the plot of the show: there’s a new neighbor just moved in next door and said neighbor’s stuff was blocking the door of emma’s apartment which made her almost late for work because she couldn’t get out of her apartment. when she got to her work place she was informed that sales department got a new boss, which was also emma’s new boss, her name was regina mills and she was a hbic. later after work she went back home, henry was crying because someone stole his bike and he said he saw the bike was placing at the new neighbor’s balcony. emma went knocking her neighbor’s door demanding them to return henry’s bike. first it was a guy who opened the door, he said wait there while he went fetched the real house owner, annnnd BOOM it was emma’s new boss regina who just moved in emma’s next door :D it’s basically a comedy, damn I wish I could write this.
2. Why I started shipping them
- um??? hello??? have you seen them????? the savior and the evil queen? they shared a son together???? saved each other multiple times???? both had shared true love kiss with henry? they are the perfect modern fairy tale we deserve
the answers are getting too long so here’s the cut
3. An au I want to see
- see 1 :D but also harry potter au where regina and emma adopted harry (henry is still there, he’s the same age of the weasley twins and he’s a good big brother to harry)
4. How do they get together?
- after a long slow burn + mutual pining + angst, because they are both stubborn idiots
5. Who has the tackiest fashion sense?
- I would say emma lmao
6. Who hogs the blanket?
- regina
7. Who come up with cheesy pickup lines/puns?
- oh definitely emma, she is such a goof
8. Who (tries to) cook?
- I would love to think emma actually can cook but she doesn’t show it often so one day when she says she will cook and actually manage to do it regina and henry are shoooook
9. Who blushes furiously when the other says sappy shit?
- regina
10. Nicknames/pet names?
- dear, darling
11. How often/how do they say “I love you”?
- maybe it’s hard to say those words at first but after a while they say ‘ I love you’ to each other pretty often, which makes henry goes ‘ewww moms c’mon’ lmao teenagers
12. What do they fight about?
- what old married couples fight ? probably when emma forgets to place her shoes at the right place or regina sometimes changes the tv channels when emma is watching, just some small stuff, but they made up eventually
13. Who’s more of a cat person?
- I would say regina
14. Who makes innuendos to make the other blush?
- oh definitely regina
15. Who does the romantic gestures like flowers or chocolate?
Also your most random crush (if you’ve ever had one) sorry!??
OH BOY.
I will preface this by saying that I am not proud of this at all, and am in fact quite ashamed of it, but...it happened before anyone following me on here knew me so *shrug*.
When I was 9, I was deeply infatuated with my very female and heterosexually married Sunday school teacher. It was so bad that I was distraught when I aged out of her class. Of course, it took me over a decade to admit to myself that my fascination and infatuation were actually a baby crush and that this was gay. I was so far behind Narnia that I could see Charn.
The kicker is, at the time I was attending a very conservative church, which was very problematic in several ways, and probably contributed to me repressing my sexuality completely until very recently. I see the things some of them post on Facebook; it’s not even conservative, more so regressive and so narrowminded that it’s cruel. Imagine if they’d known there was gay activity happening under their own roof. They’d have a conniption.
In retrospect, this makes my infatuation with a certain actress who shall go unnamed a lot more logical because apparently I’ve stayed very consistent in being attracted to women old enough to be my mother.
Thank you!! I hope this doesn’t cause anyone to lose respect for me!
orchid, violet, periwinkle, iris AND ROSE AND GRAPE.
Thank you!
Orchid: Are you attracted to different genders in different ways? If so, how? I think so? I’m definitely more aesthetically attracted to women and romantically attracted to men. I haven’t experienced attraction to nonbinary people, so I don’t know how I would experience attraction to them (but rock on, y’all are amazing, be your wonderful selves). In general, I feel safer around women, but I only recently realized I’m bi, so I haven’t analyzed everything yet.
Violet: What has your experience been like being bi? It’s been...I didn’t realize I’m bi until this winter but like...everyone is attractive? And I feel attacked? It’s strange. Men are hot and women are hot and it’s like being clubbed over the head a lot. The best part is looking at M/F couples and trying to decide if you’d rather be him or her. I like that everyone is attractive though; I love being surrounded by beauty.
Periwinkle: Is there a specific type of person you look for? Oh boy is there ever! I love nerds who are sweet and funny, and I also love people who are artistic in any way, but mostly anyone that I can share my weird niche interests with (fandom, MBTI) and be myself around. This is totally about my ex-boyfriend.
Iris: Any cute crush stories you'd like to share? Okay, so regarding the aforementioned ex-boyfriend: I essentially ended up straight up asking him if he was into me because he kept sending me mixed signals and he said he could see himself ending up with a girl like me if we were geographically compatible and then on our first official date he kissed me and was really sappy and cute and sometimes feelings do work out amazingly.
Rose: What’s more attractive in girls, intelligence or humor? Ahhhh, unfair! I’d say probably humor? It’s really hard to talk to people who don’t have a sense of humor, even if they are intelligent.
Grape: What’s more attractive in nonbinary people, intelligence or humor? I haven’t experienced attraction to nonbinary people, but I’m guessing it’d be humor because a good sense of humor makes anyone more attractive.
If any of this is incorrect, I apologize. I’m very new to this and open to learning and gentle correction via private message. :)