#calthoughts

[calrosebunny]

was talking to my friend the other day about kyman (bc wtf else would i talk about /j) and he said!!! he said that he thinks that a good litmus test that distinguishes potential/current kyman lovers from kyman haters is whether they think cartman is just mentally ill and needs help, or if he’s just straight up an irredeemable bad person

which seems so simple and obvious, but like, god it’s so real. because i’ve seen a lot of kyman haters say that he’s evil and gross and deserves to suffer. but i, the God Empress of kyman, never once thought he was a genuinely bad person. he’s definitely fucked in the head and needs help, but i think he absolutely has shown the capacity to do good and just wants to be loved. 😭

i just want my blorbo to have the strength to be loved and to love others openly and without fear 💔💔💔

[calrosebunny]

kyman and style fans need to stop fighting bc we’re ALL delusional and stupid in the eyes of the normie fandom we NEED to unify…

[calrosebunny]

so i’m relatively new to the fandom and like…kyman nation talks about how yentl is pretty much female kyle right? like the most positive parts of his personality rolled into a woman who’s also tall, curly haired, and jewish? lmao???

kyman is so fucking canon man AT LEAST one-sided kyman lol 😭 eric is down HORRENDOUS

[calrosebunny]

if i see u post south park art like “the main boys!!” and it’s kyle, stan, kenny, and butters with no cartman i kind of want to egg your house tbh

[calrosebunny]

definitely tweaking a lil but hear me out……..i kinda think that CaseOh’s rise to fame — him being a super attractive and fun chubby guy — contributed at least a LITTLE to kyman surging in popularity in the south park fandom lmfao

like in the same way that people think harambe’s death led to trump getting elected a second time

[calrosebunny]

the version of eric at the end of “Tsst” is probably who he truly is.

“wakin up in the mornin. thinkin about so many thangs” sad girl meme audio but it’s me ruminating over the version of Eric near the end of “Tsst” before Liane becomes emotionally incestuous with him again and ruins it. because that is who he actually is as a person beneath all the dysfunction. stronger boundaries — he refuses Liane’s insistence that he go to the show with her at first!! — more stable, more confident, etc.

like i still think that he would have the good parts of his personality now — bold, crass, witty, funny, passionate, etc. — but he would be so much better at distress tolerance and emotional regulation. i also think he’d be much quieter, though definitely not completely stoic or silent.

and like…i think that version of him would be even more of a charmer too lmfao. and that he’d be disturbingly good at it. i think he’s such a romantic loverboy beneath it all lol — and there’s evidence for this in the show too!!

[calrosebunny]

kyman (and other ships too tbh) is very cool actually because like. they’re literally elementary schoolers, and it’s a very unserious show to begin with, which allows people a LOT of wiggle room to decide how these characters are going to act when they grow up.

like, for example, there’s so many different interpretations of who has more vs less control in their relationship.

Does Eric egg Kyle on because he’s a brat who wants Kyle to take control and put him in his place?

Or, is it because he relishes making Kyle huffy and yanking on Kyle’s pigtails until he gives in?

there’s truly no one correct way to answer this, because there’s so much evidence in both directions. the added layer that Eric is also super mentally ill blurs his intentions even more.

i just really love the diversity of art and fanfics and interpretations of not just Kyle and Eric, but really any other character in the show. it’s a level of freedom that is unmatched to any other fandom i’ve been in.

i just love south park and kyman that’s all lol

[calrosebunny]

if matt and trey go down the Superman (2025) “well, now the most punk rock subversive thing you can do nowadays is be kind and fight for the stranger” route with cartman and have him become unironically left wing this season i will crack the fuck up like. PLEASE. cinema especially with kyle — the usual voice of reason — being silent and pissed

if i hear Iggy Pop / Teddybears “punkrocker” in an episode i will lose my fucking mind in the best way