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Blues as Pop Divas 💖

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they’re a professional ice hockey team. they’re all freaks. they have a line exclusively referred to by an acronym with another meaning just because the announcers clearly think it’s funny. some of their most iconic pairs consist of nicest guy you’ve ever met + complete asshole who really likes his teammates. they can’t spell or read. most of them don’t know more than 3 digits of pi. they all purposefully act gay for each other in several pr videos. half of them are from ontario or europe. they can blow a lead after scoring 4 goals in a row but they refuse to lose a winter classic. they have trauma from their players fainting on the bench. i didn’t say a name but they popped into your head didn’t they

So many funny thoughts popped into my head when the Zegras trade was announced...

The metro just got a whole lot louder.

Quinn Hughes is celebrating cause he only has to see him twice a year now. "He'll talk your face off."

The funny imagination of Kreids being willing to waive his no move as long as they get rid of the Certified Yapper. "I have to deal with him in the off season, I'm not fucking doing it during the season." (not an actual quote or thing but hilarious to imagine.)

Jamie unable to escape The Narrative.

Cam Fowler. 😂