I Don't Even Know

Loudly rambling. Mildly unhinged hockey fan. New York Rangers enthusiast. Multi-Player Lover. Multifandom. Multi-ship. Startlingly Canadian. 🇨🇦 Side blog: Supernatural-Hockey-Project

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SCHNEIDS!!! YES!!! FUCK. YES. WHEEUUUU!!!!!

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The most romantic part in The Hobbit movie series is when Thorin Oakenshield gives Bilbo Baggins the mithril shirt. Even when his mind is descending into Dragon Sickness and he's making all the wrong choices, he still wants to make sure Bilbo is protected. So romantic.

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About to drive through some mountains for 6 hours with limited reception and living in anxiety that when I come back my favourite baby Canadian defenceman is going to be traded. Only notification I want to see today is Braden Schneider re-signed!

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Free agency has been so boring the last couple years. Loving that this year it is fucking Messy™️.

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So... what do we think they're going to pick for their first dance song? Like she is Taylor Swift. Her songs are the Wedding Songs. 😂😂

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Meg always had the best lines and nicknames for Cas. I miss her.

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Just forced my husband to watch Twilight for the first time. We are in our 30s. His only 2 questions were "do they just repeat highschool over and over? Like you usually only get one shot at that?" (later answered in the graduation cap scene) followed by... "why doesn't his bedroom patio doors have a deck or railing? There's no way the province would have allowed that house to be built like that in real life or Washington for that matter." (asking the real questions)

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Someone check on Matt Rempe. They took away his emotional support twin.

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Alright. We gotta stop letting celebrities and special guests announce the pick. Literally just say "[insert which ever team] is proud to select in the 2026 NHL draft from the [insert team and player].

LITERALLY THAT IS IT. Don't need anything else. This shit is taking too long lol. And I'm on the west coast lmao.

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5 defensemen taken in the Top 10?! That's bananas.

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HAPPY DRAFT DAY FOLKS!!

✨May the odds be ever in your favour. ✨

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So apparently in 2019 I wrote this blurb for a fic idea....😂😂 might actually flesh it out and see what I can do with it. Lmao

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Jfc. Sharks can not be this upset about having 2 top 10 picks this year, on top of your 4OA, 1OA, and 2OA. I swear if y'all don't want them, can the Rangers have them? We will take 9th overall, and/or Will Smith. Thanks!

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Awe!! He gets to reunite with his bestie!! Yay for him!

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I would enjoy seeing the Sharks trade for Moritz Seider. He would fit in I think.

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So everyone freaking out saying the Olympics changed the NHL and blah-blah-blah but like the Quinn situation happened before that. Dude was mentally clocked out of Vancouver the moment they were knocked out of the second round a couple seasons ago. Larkin wants to leave Detroit, sure, but nothing has come of that so far. And have we actually heard Hellybuyk say he wants to leave? Like he criticized the Jets at the end of the season, and he should have. That roster play like shit all season and they should not have. But he never said he wants to leave. The only thing that appears to be an outcome of that is Brady. And let's be honest, both player and team needed to end that relationship. 100% not the same player as previous years. He was like the walking minions from The Mummy who chant Imhotep.

SO EVERYONE TAKE A FUCKING BREATH!

And yes I will admit if I post this and 30 mins later trades get announced I'll admit I got it wrong. But until then, folks. Breath. Just breath. It's gonna be a long off season if y'all are already this stressed.