there was a hair tie stuck under my bed. my hair was half-up in pigtails at the time (one pig tail, i wanted the other but i only own two hair ties.). i dont want to go under my bed because there is dust down there and i sneeze easily and loudly. but i happen to own a ukulele
i used the ukulele to try and reach the hair tie, but it sadly wasnt long enough. but you know what is?
a stick! which i conviently found and then aggressively taped together with the ukulele to make a longer grabbing machine.
i tried again, but sadly it did not work.
so i grabbed two other sticks, which were already taped together during a vain attempt to fix my dresser drawer. i taped the two sticks to the ukulele-stick machine and finally grabbed the singular hair tie, almost destroying my machine in the process.
in the end i was left with this
and a lifetime ban from the tape dispenser