Anyone ever get ready, in their own bathroom in front of their own mirror and then go "Hey, I actually look kinda cute today." Moments later you're out in the car getting ready to go wherever you're going and you think "okay, I'll take a damn selfie. I looked pretty cute." The following is a conversation I had with the camera on my phone. Me - What the hell? I looked cute inside just a minute ago. Phone Camera - Uh yeah, that was inside. Bathroom lighting you dork. Me - But now, my hair looks flat, my face looks fat, and my skin! Are you doing this on purpose? CP - It's called NATURAL LIGHTING. They don't call it the Cold Light Of Day for nothing. Me - Excuse me, it's 90°. CP - At least something's hot! Me - This is why people put filters on you. #Selfies #CameraAddsTenPoundsOfReality #Unfiltered #WelcomeToMyBrain #Cute #ThatsHot https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgzw_-luEC7/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=