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camohatkat replied to your post:�� OC in a crop top

only if you bring him home by 9

No promises there XD

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I’m in deep guys. Too deep in the BillDip. 

I’m actually making a labyrinth and (with @ladyofthegeneral‘s given ok) a fucking Indiana Jones AU.

The triangle and the nerd got me. 

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some sweet fluffy billdip for the prompt deal, 'Guardian'!

I just want to say, Happy birthday to you! Here is my gift to you, I hope I didn’t butcher Bill.

(Barrier Falls AU)

When Bill became the God of this world, he made sure thathis people were durable and intelligent. It was mostly out of laziness that hedid this because he didn’t want to personally take care of them when he couldbe blotting out the second sun or picking rocks out before he needed to causean earthquake from satisfying a stupid itch.

If someone for some god forsaken (heh) reason got sick orinjured, the priests could take care of the wounds and leave him well enough alone.

He’s certain that Dipper would have figured that this couldapply to him as well. Sure the human needed a craft to survive space, but amajority of creatures can’t survive the void. But he’s smart, he can figurethings out without him having to figuratively hold his hand.

He’s also certainly entertaining.

Bill was descending from the sky, his task with the secondsun completed, when a certain shade of gold glinted in the steadily increasinglight among the black stone. With his interest peaked, he moved closer.

Dipper was out, dressed in study looking outfit and carryinghis gifted fabric. He was ducking out of the sight of wandering priests as heventured out of the pyramid that was his residence.

Bill watched his trek with curiosity until Dipper reachedhis destination: the apple grove.

The fruit was his favorite thing on this world and wasalways his first requests at the start of the day. He probably wanted to beself-sufficient instead of waiting for others to bring things to him. It was…cute actually.

Bill had long since figured that Dipper favored privacy whenhe wore the gown, so him wearing something else when he was out made sense. Buthe wasn’t quite sure why Dipper was carrying it… maybe it was a security measure? 

He would have to look into that some other time.

The human recently placed the fabric on the soft ground thenstudied the trees; his guess being that he was searching for the one with themost fruit.

Dipper stopped in front of the largest tree. The fruit wasbrighter and larger on this one than the others and the god assumed that thatwas tempting him.

He rubbed his hands together and rapidly shifted his weightfrom one foot to the other, muttering to himself about some nonsense aboutconfidence. Then he charged at the tree, using his speed to run up the tree aways and grab the closest branch.

Bill shrank himself to a more manageable size and rested inthe shadow of the trees, watching his human as he climbed the tree.

Dipper navigated from branch to branch until he was twentyfeet in the air, precariously balancing on a large and weak looking branch.

Bill inched forwards as his human walked towards one of thelargest apples, reaching out for it.

That’s when the branch broke with a shattering SNAP!

Time seemed to slow down as Bill imagined what would happenif Dipper landed on the ground from where he was, a majority of the outcomeswhere… not very good, or at least from what he knew about humans. So he spedinto action.

He opened his massive mouth, sending tentacles to catch theboy before he was anywhere close to hitting the ground.

Dipper opened his eyes to see that he hadn’t landed on theground, but was cradled close to the god. He stood up but winced as pain lacedthrough his body originating from his foot. He must have sprained his ankle…

The god had taken notice of it and gingerly wrapped atentacle around the ankle, which glowed causing Dipper to gasp in astonishment.When the glowing stopped, so did the pain.

Bill unwrapped the ankle and used the tentacle to grab theapple Dipper had his eyes on, giving it to his human.

Dipper glanced at the fruit and then at the god. With a warmsmile he placed a tender kiss on one of the moving tentacles. “Thank you.”

Something in that action resonated with Bill, filling himwith a pleasant warmth that wasn’t like the warmth he normally felt from thesuns. No it was much more comforting… more peaceful… and Dipper was in some waythe cause of that warmth.

As they began to leave the orchid for the city, Billprivately vowed that nothing, absolutely nothingin this or any dimension would lay a molecule on Dipper.

His human…

His most precious treasure.

[robonoidz]

Hey, I haven't had a tumblr in ages and i'm having trouble figuring out how to make Links to certain tags on my page, as well as to the Submit and Ask, could you maybe help a sister out? I saw how to add the links, but when I try to send to to the /ask it says its reserved for a built in tumblr page? ;w;

Welcome back :D To add links to certain tags, under the new page window, use the dropdown menu at the top left to make it a Redirect and link it from there.

As for the /ask page, if you have asks enabled under your blog’s settings, a link should automatically appear~