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Apollo:

Orion: *hisses*

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Orion: *screaming at the sun*

Jason: Lenlen... is Oreo okay?

Liang: Ignore him, sometimes you just have to scream at the sun.

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"Go shove a cactus up your asses you vitamin D deficient rodeo clowns."

-Jack

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The Royal's Watchdog

And this, ladies, gents and pals, is why Jason is not allowed around Hikaru anymore. (For context, said Hikaru was kind of Liang's satyr and also the one Liang broke the heart of as a member of the Aphrodites)

-A

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"'Karu! 'Karu!"

Hikaru looked up from his book, holding back an annoyed sigh. Of course that stupid toddler was back to annoy him yet again. Couldn't Liang just be more careful in keeping him with them for once?!

"'Karu!"

Putting on a fake smile, he turned to Jason.

"Hey there, little man, what are you doing?"

The toddler stopped in front of him, a big smile on his lips as Hikaru patted his head, wonderig if he could be of any use to get back to Liang for that. After all, they did care a lot about that stupid mortal kid, it would be a shame if something was to happen to him when the weren't paying much attention, wouldn't it? All he had to do was to find how to do this without getting he, himself, in trouble. Perhaps with a sleep lulla-

Jason bit his hand.

Hard.

A string of cusses escaped Hikaru's lips as the boy's grin widened and he trotted away to a confused Liang arriving at the mess hall.

"YOUR DOG BIT ME!"

With a quick glance around, they understood the current situation and bursted out laughing.

"He did, didn't he? I'm proud of you J."

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"You could tell your brother to sit the fuck down so he doesn't always have to be Sea Jesus."

-Eris to Danae

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Someone: so what your kind of g-

Sam: Ace.

Someone: you don't even know if I was going to say g-

Sam: Ace.

Someone:

Sam: *agressively* A c e.

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"Don't worry, he's not mad at you. Trust me, I speak fluent bisexual."

-Elvaid

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Mod @psianer on Jack...