#camp-pires

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okay this is the stupidest thing ever. (courtesy of Oakhurst flowershop discord)

anyway to explain how the fucked up timeline in vsmp works. we screw with jesus. now he was a vampire. therefore AD is on his actual birth (historians have no clue why some monk put Jeezy boys birth 100 years before his ministry but they cant change it now) does this actually solve anything with the timeline? no. does it mean i can now ship vjesus with vscott. also yes.

vjesus(insanely funny thing to type btw) shows up in Oakhurst because. idk? checking scotts still asleep and not causing chaos? most people are shocked but recover quickly, vOwen who is confirmed to be religious does not. What Do You Mean Jesus is a Vampire he says. scott just shrugs

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On the give abolish a gun agenda!!! Pleasw. It would be so so funny, scott would try to do his typical charm stuff and abolisg would just. Pow, scotts dead now, he takes no shit

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okay. so czesław right?

anyway. i love him. hes awsome I've created an entire character within my brain. hes gay. he has catholic guilt about being gay. hes projecting his gayness onto pyro and bullyinb him about it. he also has a crush on pyro and is bullying him about it. he was actively encouraged to bully pyro as a kid. him and pyro used to be besties but now pyros too busy to hang so hes bullying pyro aboyt it. he dies and decides to follow pyro around cause his family also sucked and the only person actually likes is pyro. he thinks that if pyro did mean to kill him that its based. he thinks that if pyro didn't hes a pussy. he hates scott because he hates himself (gay man whos weird about pyro) and is allergic to mirrors.

him and pyro end up dating in the afterlife and when pyro introduced him to the other Oakhurst ghosts (who meet up every decade as enforced by martyn) they see czesław being mean(affectionately) to pyro and go "oooh he has a type. the thing with scott was NOT an outlier" they all hate pyros loser boyfriend who is nonetheless at every event because pyro likes him.

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beloved friends. i am engaging in voter fraud. if you vote emberapple in @abolish-ship-tournament and send me proof i will make you a pfp mask or blinkie. please. vote emberapple. for me.

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and what if I immediately turned around and requested an arsonpyre blinkie

(/j do you have crossfangs actually)

I would congratulate you on voting against what you want for a blinkie. Anyway heres your crossfangs (sorry this took a hot minute)

REMINDER TO VOTE EMBERAPPLE AT @abolish-ship-tournament

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Yknow what i think is hilarious? The dichotomy between people who have seen outsiders smp, and those who haven't in their reaction to apos "I know what you are.." because

Most people are just: hahah 🤨🏳️‍🌈? Owens gayyy lol

those of us cursed with the Old Knowlege: O.O... ó-ò apo... the parallels...

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Okay so im going insane. (Vsmp

Recently i rewatched ep 1 of vsmp right, and I.... noticed something. (Under a cut 'cause its long, no spoilers)

got to the part where Avid implied that scott killed shelby. I was waiting for it, and guess what?

THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

Avid asked scott where shelby was, and was getting increasingly worried about her, as he does, notably, he only asks scott where she last was, he DOES NOT IMPLY SCOTT KILLED HER. This is a NORMAL thing to ask, as they are roommates.

AND THEN WHEN SHELBY COMES BACK SCOTT IMMEDIATELY GOES TO

" im being accused of your murder" BITCH? NO YOU WEREN'T? And everyone just agrees with him! He makes Avid apologize for something he DIDNT DO. And later. AND LATER he uses this event to place himself as the victim and convince people that the vampires are right, even when he doesn't bring it up people still think of it. IM GOING CRAZY

THE BEST EVENT FOR SAYING THE TOWN IS PARANOID AND DANGEROUS DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN AND WAS MADE UP BY SCOTT FUCKING GOLDSMITH

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In fucking pride month????