#jorian

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One of my favorite ship dynamics is the petulant bickering/competition of siblinghood paired with crippling sexual tension.

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Bonus

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my ao3 works

all posted on my account, marinesnotpoets

Wicked:

"heart melts, yeah, you meant so well (how much can you fit under your skin?)" 1,635 words, Tinrose. Oneshot. Rated M Warning(s): Unhealthy relationships, sensory overload, non-con kissing and touching, body horror

"whatever makes you happy." 1,056 words, Shenpfoq. Oneshot. Rated G No warnings

"would you be so kind as to fall in love with me." 4,436 words, Fiyerboq. 14 of 28 chapters posted. Rated G Warning(s): Referenced character death

"sunrise." 517 words, Elphaboq. Oneshot. Rated G No warnings

The Wizard of Oz:

"thorns." 731 words, no romantic relationships. Oneshot. Rated G. Part 1 of "nice work if you can get it (and you can get it if you try)." No warnings

"and what is it that makes my head go 'round and 'round." 2,587 words, Hunkory. Oneshot. Rated G. Part 2 of "nice work if you can get it (and you can get it if you try)." Warning(s): Referenced alcoholism & character death, light talk of the Dust Bowl

"a quick talk about cats." 863 words, no romantic relationships. Oneshot. Rated G. Part 3 of "nice work if you can get it (and you can get it if you try)." No warnings

Star Trek:

"it's you that I lie with." 510 words, McKirk. Oneshot. Rated G Warning(s): PTSD, past child abuse, implied genocide (Tarsus IV), light reference to the military

Almost Human:

"typatone." 252 words, light Jorian. Oneshot. Rated G No warnings

Doom (2005):

"and I stood as a god, realizing hell was borne of my own hands." 403 words, no romantic relationships. Oneshot. Rated T Warning(s): Referenced character death & experimentation, references to the military

"the twins." 724 words, past Sam/OC. Oneshot. Rated G Warning(s): Referenced character death, hospital setting, old age

Beauty and the Beast:

"a late night visitor." 906 words, implied romantic relationships. Oneshot. Rated G No warnings

Bonnie & Clyde (Broadway):

"the meek don't inherit a thing." 2,598 words, Archie/Bonnie/Clyde. 1 of 2 chapters posted. Rated T Warning(s): Gunshot wounds, minor character death, unconsciousness, minor religious discussion, non-recreational drug use (codeine tonic), cursing

Robin Hood (Theatrical Adaptation):

"all in good time." 3,682 words, background romantic relationships. Oneshot. Rated M Part 1 of "Nottingham." Warning(s): Violence, suicide, repeated talks of suicidal tendencies, graphic description of death by hanging (noose), execution, alcohol, blood, character death, poverty, repeated talk of murder, cursing

"today is the tomorrow of yesterday." 1,057 words, background romantic relationships. 1 of ? chapters posted. Rated M Part 2 of "Nottingham." Warning(s), to be updated: Violence, memory issues, breakdowns, cursing

Escape to Margaritaville (Broadway):

"cheeseburgers? (it's paradise)." 248 words, Brick/Tammy. Oneshot. Rated G Warning(s): Light reference to forced weight loss

Adventures in Odyssey:

"flower shop therapy." 923 words, background romantic relationship(s). 1 of ? chapters posted. Rated G No warnings

Alice by Heart:

"get back above the ground." 2,568 words, no romantic relationships. Oneshot. Rated T Warning(s): WWII, referenced bombing, blood, mental health issues, PTSD, cursing, physical restraint without consent, referenced character death

Crossovers:

"maybe they just need more friendship like yours." 937 words, no explicitly romantic relationships (partially implied). Oneshot. Rated G. Fandoms: Doom (2005)/Star Trek AOS/Almost Human Warning(s): Referenced character deaths, mentions of alcohol, identity issues, implied PTSD, references to the military

Series:

nice work if you can get it (and you can get it if you try). Wizard of Oz. 3 works. 4,181 words total (last updated Jan. 23, 2026)

Nottingham. Robin Hood (Theatrical Adaptation). 2 works. 4,737 words total (last updated March 7, 2026)

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If I made Almost human fan merch???? Would anyone buy it??? I’m just so obsessed but I feel like if I made merch it would be just for me.

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hello almost human fans.........

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30 Days of Shipping: Day 5

🦿Jorian🤖

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We all have to die to be reborn (But we have tonight to sail the storm)

Fandom: Almost Human (TV) Pairing: John Kennex/Dorian Rating: T Coda to S01E07 (original order S01E10), Simon Says

If someone had told him that one day he'd laugh in certain death's face again, he'd have laughed in theirs. If someone had told him that there was still joy in living, even for him, he might have stopped laughing.

But then, here he was. Laughing.

The explosive collar finally unlocked around his neck, he sat and just... let it out. Dimly, he thought the anger management group counsellor would be getting a kick out of this much sharing. Even if it was just with himself and the empty air around him.

Once he had his breathing half-way under control again, he had a different thought altogether: where was Dorian?

His question was swiftly answered by Paul swooping in with a dozen MXs, securing the square and John and his dangling explosives.

"Kennex, you alright?" Noting the wrinkles of concern on his brow, John could almost believe that Paul had been genuinely worried.

"Where's Dorian?" he asked instead.

Paul huffed, but rather than giving him shit for it he said, "He only went and saved your life. Bought you enough time to disarm the damn thing. Simon was carrying a dead man switch. If we'd taken a shot at him, you'd be toast right now. So Dorian worked out how to get to him and secured him."

Happy to ignore the technicalities, John as good as leapt up from the bench. "He did what? Where?"

"Fucking Christ, Kennex, sit down!" Paul barked, now back to form. "Bomb squad still has to clear you, medics too."

John growled, but reluctantly sat back down. "Where is he? Simon said he could see me but there were no cameras, so he must have been close."

To his horror, Paul twisted around and pointed up and behind him, at the landmark clock tower half a mile away. "Simon was up there."

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