Cooties are VERY real, I was infected once! For someone so "smart" you can be really insensitive you know UnU
Hey, I am not being insensitive, I am making facts known!
How would you know you even had cooties, huh?
You might have thought you had cooties but the only reason for that is cause the so called “””symptoms””” are just normal daily things! If mosquitoes nip you, you get bumps and if you spittle all over people’s faces then you’re gross and you just need to stop doing that.
Now for those lovey feelings? People just can’t control themselves sometimes and let them self feel all silly…*he shakes his head in shame* It’s too bad not everyone can focus on what really matters like I can.
So! does that clear things up for you? Am I missing anything?












