#campingisawesome

[tentersisland]

Camping runs in my blood! I might miss camping with my dad, but I love camping with my family! #camping #roadtrip #popupcamper #76eldoradocadillac #campingisawesome (at Badlands National Park)

[tonyg13]

Being out here is what it means to be free.

[cutestroomiesever-blog]

We love our friends & eachother...this is just a funny joke <3

Bitches be trippin’ over me and shit

(A poem from a friend’s point of view after camping)

What the hell am I doing here? Am I really friends with these people?

I obviously need my beauty sleep… I brought my Louis Vuitton bags

For a reason.  And Bitches be trippin’ over me and shit.

I don’t know why I signed up for this: camping. It’s a joke –

A miserable joke. We’re in the middle of the forest and all my friends

Are drunk as fuck. The pothead tried playing guitar while sipping on his beer

In a chair and tumbled down the hill into a river. He was so oblivious,

“Shit, I spilt my drink!” were the first words out of his mouth.

Really?! And then there’s this hyper ass kid who is dressed up as a porn star

Who is so drunk he falls over onto my one-man tent.

God damnit, I chose this tent to be away from this chaos

And bitches be trippin’ over me and shit. And he doesn’t

Even apologize. He just rants about how I won’t get any

Of the PopTarts he bought for the morning along with everyone else.

Nobody even wants your disgusting ass poptarts. For real bro,

Take off the bright orange Hawaiian shirt…

You’re awkward enough as it is already.

Oh yeah, and don’t forget the Eagle Scout with the beautiful

White, shiny Lexus! The kid bragged about how great he is at camping and shit and then escapes the tent, soaked from the rain and covered with muddy footprints,

And sleeps in the car – alone. With soft and fuzzy pillows.

So much for camping there, Mr. Eagle Scout. You’re real cool.

And nobody gives a flying fuck about your damn Lexus…

I have an Ipad. An Apple laptop. And two Louis Vuitton bags.

Plus, you can’t even fucking drive. Tomorrow afternoon will

Prove it. “Bam”, as you back your ‘beautiful’ Lexus into a fucking tree.

Go Fuck yourself, bro.

Speaking of bro, what the hell is the big deal about bro status?

This bitch was so wasted she just kept going on and on

How happy she was that she was finally bro status.

Guess what? Nobody cares that you watch fuckin’ porn.

It doesn’t make you cool. Neither does masturbation, making out,

Or any of that other shit you were so proud of. Can’t wait until the morning

To see you puke all over inside the car. What a champ, except not actually.

Go watch some more porn, “bro”!

Can’t forget about the girl who will never be “bro status”.

Oh god is she a trip. When she was drunk, she fucking

Layed down in the gross, green, grass trying to pet a damn rabbit.

A god damn rabbit! Get serious, I promise that rabbit doesn’t

Want to be fucking pet by you. I don’t even want to be around

Any of you.  Plus, your fucking camera flash is bright as fuuuuuck.

That’s probably why bitches keep trippin’ over me and shit.

And in the creepy ass bathroom behind the grass this motherfucker

Is lying on the gross ass bathroom floor. And he’s in the Ladies’

Fucking restroom. And it’s not like he’s in there getting laid

Or any awesome shit like that. He’s in there because he

Is a fucking drunk and doesn’t know where the hell he is!

Seriously dude, get a fucking tolerance. Why don’t

You just go and continue god damn punching each other…  since

It’s so cool to knock each other down, into the nasty ass brown wet leaves.

Even though earlier, in those same leaves

The kid with the ridiculous ass ‘adventure hat’

- who’s stomach is exposed to the air

Filled with mosquitos like a classroom filled

With students - because he thinks being shirtless is awesome,

Shot gunned a beer with the other wasted bitch

And puked, on command. Twice. Fuck, puking

Once is gross enough. Your talent sucks man.

Who the fuck would be proud

Because they can puke on command? Come on, for real.

And the other shirtless dude must think he’s a fucking

Superhero. That dude is crazy! He was scaling trees and shit

Barefoot, just to put the curly blonde-headed kid’s light

In the tree. Fuck man, that must kill your feet! But, I mean,

The kid is actually crazy. Skydiving is probably almost boring

To him. Although, he does look pretty fucking awesome

Smoking that strawberry flavored hookah – out of an

Ironman mask. Even though the mask is a piece of shit

Child’s mask from Wal-Mart…Props, dude.

Then there’s that sweet girl who has to

Take all this in for her first time camping – just like me.

She isn’t drunk as fuck like them. Thank god. But seriously

Poor girl, at least I don’t have to share a tent with all these

Motherfuckers like you do. You’re screwed. But I mean, you’re the

President of a shitty dorm -  you’re probably used to it.

Shit, the other wasted bitch is back. God damnit,

That means I have to hear the alphabet backwards

Over and over and over…. And over. Really, it doesn’t fucking

Impress anyone and we all still think you’re drunk as fuck.

And really, that TAYA game you made up – so stupid. So

Go ahead and just shut the hell up. Put on your fucking onesie or

Something, bitch.  You can’t even sit up without leaning on

Someone. Seriously, you’re so fucking cool… not.

It’s so cold and rainy too. What the fuck, I just wanna go home or

Sleep in the car – even if it is in that ugly Lexus. Screw nature!

Seriously… so why the hell are you Pocahontas?! I can’t

Believe that we actually signed up

For this camping trip together. It blows, the last thing I want to

Be around are these people and nature. So quit

Trying to fucking embrace it with your Pocahontas costume.

I don’t know how you’re having so much fun…. Oh wait

It’s probably because you’re drunk

Like everybody else.

I’m over it…

I’m so lucky I don’t have to share a fucking tent

With these drunk idiots. Sorry you do, bro.

It especially sucks because you are so chill

And shit and these wasted bitches are taking your

Sleeping space and stealing your blankets. Have fun

There buddy.

However I’m so jealous of the fancy mansion

Tent behind the warm campfire. Those three are

All so normal and have big, comfy, inflatable air mattresses

And pillows. And blankets. And bug spray. And a rain

Tarp. It’s like fucking Heaven over there. Why can’t everyone

Here be normal like them? I’m done.

I want to go home and live my normal life again because

Bitches don’t be trippin’ over me and shit there.

Fuck camping.