#can openers

[hotts4watts]

I can’t explain it but Willy being 30 has made him even hotter to me I didn’t think this was possible

[assistantmanager-dyke]

Guy who invented the can: oh shit

Guy who invented the can opener: I gotchu bro

[let-go-and-allow]

[window-seatt]

random fact about you?

i'm a proud lefty!

[twerkingyaowang]

Um.

[hotts4watts]

on a related “men in tight clothing” note

[hotts4watts]

bagel dropping sl*f with one punch wtf where did my pants go