#can't be normal

[asrasfanpage]

[incorrect-milgram-headanons]

[boeing747]

My hand has been number for 2 hours my boy c'mon u can do it. Get some feeling in there

[hellodollstuff]

I took pictures of my finished shower with the door/wall and everything with my doll in it and it looks amazing...but I feel kinda pervy posting the pictures is that weird? I mean she’s naked in the shower and I feel like a lurker. 

[patheticgirltm]

do they think im a weirdo

[weldun]

The USA can’t be real.

One of my housemates bought another housemate (and American) a sour dill pickle. Like, a whole pickle in a plastic wrapper. This is, like, a thing. Apparently?

I mean, the U.S. already sounds like a made-up place half the time. I live in a country where we have cattle stations that are larger than nine of U.S. states. And then I'm supposed to believe that there are two states which each have larger populations that this country? And a single city with about a third of that population? And there's this map that MUST be made up, because you have what seems like half of the states in the top right-hand corner, where some actual effort seems to have been put in to make it all look believable, and a little effort was put in around the coast, but then the creator just went "fuck it" and made the middle a bunch of squares because it was all proving to be too much work?

And this is a country populated by people who have the temerity to question the existence of fire tornadoes and elected a semi-sentient block of Tang as their last president? And I’m supposed to beleive that a place like this actually exists, but I’m supposed to think that places like Avalon are made up? At least Avalon makes sense.

[theevilemster]

I need more peeps to watch Asterix movies with me 👉👈