the land where you cant change lanes

ZE ze zeeee my name is ze

[tiktaalic]

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[tiktaalic]

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties”

[danielkahndyke]

[zazhitigertasha]

deer in the headlights

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[girlbloke]

there’s gonna be some hot summer nights this mid july so i reckon you and i have got to get forever wild

[xnor-xor]

[forestgreenlesbian]

Saturday Night, Ollie Jones

Sun’s Private Concert, Marcos Palazzio

[chronopharma]

[cicadaland]

Destroying and betraying myself for nothing tomorrow POSTPONED CANCELLED

[boeing747]

I am very unhappy rn

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[strawberry-crocodile]

the thing about Nu Atheism is that i pinky promise swear up and down that whatever religion you follow because you believe humans have an innate need for spirituality has a long standing conservative arm to it that has almost certainly done more harm and existed far longer than New Atheism, and yes that includes neopaganism and Vague Spirituality.

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

Albrecht Dürer – Knight on Horseback, 1507

[trapped--under--rice]

please behold the 24 Hours of Lemons race, in which you can only spend $500 total on a car to cross country race for 24 hours

named after the legendary 24 hour Le Mans race, Lemons rallies barely legal cars in an endurance race across America. had the privilege of sharing the freeway with this race and seeing the absolute art od this event

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

This is so American I could CRY

[hogmilked]

oh this is nothing. some of my favorite lemons entries are:

an airplane stuck on a toyota minivan

this miata built by rocket scientists

the mr2 boat

the nyan cat bmw that i think actually played the song at all times

the homer simpson car built by uranium workers

this limo whose brakes caught on fire

the dumbest corolla and supra wearing funny hats

and so much more. 24 hours of lemons my beloved

[boeing747]

I have to say. I love nu metal

[boeing747]

vile little images

[mtsodie]

genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post