#can't function properly

[horrorsanz]

“ugh, haven’t been doin’ so hot lately..”

(He’s got the flu.)

[shauni-will-never-write]

Me at a party

Drinks nothing but pineapple juice

Spends 30 minutes petting the host's cat

“Can I possibly ask when it’s going to end without sounding like a whiny 9 years old at a family reunion?” 

Looks around a lot

Spends 20 minutes petting the host's other cat

"Is everything alright?", "Yes, thank you!"

Smiles awkwardly

"Take a drink!", "No thanks, I don't drink", "You don't? Not at all?", "No"

"Can I make a toast with a glass of pineapple juice?”

[winchester-cas]

When your finals are nearing and you're so stressed that it feels like the devil is messing with your head

[smartbyrd01]

Sometimes it takes me a whole day (or two) to get myself mentally prepared to be a human being in public without soul crushing emotions coming to the surface and making me cry over a slight imperfection in my judgement and execution of every day tasks.

In other words: Sometimes when I have too much anxiety, I stay home from work to prepare myself for work...

[hannaratheweirdo]

me: fucks up the first of ~100 things I need to do today

also me: time for a nap

[ziggymoondust]

Do you ever have so much shit to do that you can't even start? Like will to live just falls out a window? 'Cause I do. A lot.

[jaggedlittlelessons]

What I really need,

Is someone to flail with and talk about how cute jealous john is!!!

[badass-baker]

Having the flu really sucks....... ughhh 

Sooooo sick..... 〠_〠