#canadanon

[leiascully]

I'm so sick of being gaslit by Americans

Tanks will be rolling across the Canadian border and these morons will be like "Nah man the liberal media is just freaking out over nothing lmao they're not actually gonna shoot anyone it's just a negotiation tactic"

Like stop off already

O Canadanon, I appreciate that you think sending me an ask about this will have any impact. Unfortunately, I am not at this time in command of US military forces.

For the record, I don't want to invade Canada, I have never even joked about invading Canada, I take everything way too seriously when it comes to politics, and I am not in the secret Signal chat about invading Canada. If I were, I'd tell them it's a bad idea.

If y'all want to come burn the White House down again, I say go for it.

[positive-total-drama-takez]

walks up on stage

taps mic

testing, testing....

crowd coughs..

clears throat.

tymal.

drops mic and walks off stage as the crowd cheers

-🇨🇦non

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[leiascully]

But you live in America so it kind of is on you all.

Okay. I'm not invading Canada. I will continue to not invade Canada tomorrow. I'll even call my piece of shit representatives and tell them not to invade Canada. They won't care, because they don't care about anything except groveling at the feet of the orange fascist, but I'll do it.

Guess what I'll do on Wednesday? Not invade Canada. Or Panama. Or Greenland. Or Gaza. Or anywhere else.

[positive-total-drama-takez]

ok I just need somewhere to yap about my favorite ot3 okay okay

hear me out, malenoah (mal × alejandro × noah)

they're my little spoinkle sillies..

nobody get it me n my friend are the only shippers ever..

-🇨🇦 (that's my sign off btw.. you can call me canadanon 🍁🍁🇨🇦🇨🇦)

your name shows up as caca 🙏

[malhottakes]

hi welcome to tumblr!!! no idea if I'm your first ask but hi im canadanon (aka starz..)

here's my take

russian mal perhaps.

-🇨🇦non

hiheelo

hmmmm maayb… i KIND OF see it

[tuesdayandtuesday]

Haha, Canadanon... I like that name! c: How are you? ^^ school started for me and I don't have as much time on tumblr anymore... luckily with all this snow and cold weather there's a chance that the buses to my school will be cancelled so I won't have to go XD (one of the reasons why I love snow)

Oh, good! You do like that name! It's much easier to keep track of our conversations that way, too. Easy tag, cute name, fits well. :3

Ooh, I was supposed to go back to school yesterday, but there was some fifteen inches of snow or so, and they cancelled because the roads weren't cleared in time. We have today off, too, because of the cold. It was -22 or something last night! *dives under three heavy blankets and shivers* Snow is very good for closing schools, but not for being cooped up in a slightly drafty house. OnO

[tuesdayandtuesday]

Yay! *puts sticker on forehead* It's really nice talking to you too! c: Sadly I cannot stay on much longer since it's getting a bit late here...Good night/morning/day/evening! ^^

I'm sorry I didn't reply sooner! ;~; I fell asleep before getting this message, and pretty much went straight to my friend's house the next day. I hope you come back, though! You're officially my wonderful Canadanon. >w<

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