#cand0ria

[lum1natrix]

okay but aside from Jacks bULLSHIT uh theres a scene in Detroit for when you kill Kara, Chloe in the main menu will say "You let Kara and Alice die... how could you do that?" and i just immediately thought of the Colonel having hallucinations of talking to himself but as Wil saying "You let Damien and Celine die... how could you do that?" and drives him even more insane (just like how this entire week has driven me insane Trace h e l p)

i’m calling the police

[fear-is-nameless]

Did he say that just to keep us on edge?? What a butthole smh

Apparently so. Yes- we still need to punt him into the sun/ ocean.

D:

[hearts-and-heroes]

Ohmygosh I didnt even know this was also a thing! (kind of sad i havent heard of it until yesterday) I sadly cant play it today either but i really hope its a great success! <333

Thank you so much! We’re glad more and more people are finding out about the game and we hope you love it just as much as we do!-Ting

[lum1natrix]

dude even worse, what if "as we least expect it" never c o m e s Like he said it just for shits and giggles (what a fuckin butthole amirite)

i would steal all of his left shoes and one sock from each pair he owns

[lum1natrix]

he said... he would edit the video... for 2 weeks..... *dans voice* he loIEd to u s

i swear we love these guys so much and take their words on everything when it comes to the egos smh

[lum1natrix]

I honestly thought that game was gonna be longer.. To me personally and to people that just listen to Jacks video without paying full attention to it, the story just seemed to complicated to understand. What did you think about the game Trace?

me too man! i mean jack mentioned it wasn’t a terribly long game and I was lowkey sad, but I didn’t think itd be THAT short.

and if i wasn’t watching the videos I do think it would be kinda hard to follow if it was just on in the background. but i still thought the game was generally pretty cool. loved the visuals and stuff

[lum1natrix]

okay so i have no idea how Jack gets his funniest home videos but i want to actually send him this playlist called "important videos" cuz holy shit they are very important videos indeed

maybe next time he tweets out about it, you can send that playlist his way ;)

but yeah i have...no idea how he gets them. his elves are sneaky

[lum1natrix]

Trace buddy im gonna cry if the four new egos are just rip off egos from Jack like.... Markiboi man, Chad Brodude, (technically he has a doctor but it would be his cousin or something like Nurse Iplier) ......Manti??? wait n o. DOOMTI.. (im just really excited dude like holy s h i t)

DOOMTI FJHFJDN AMAZING

no but in all seriousness? i’m so excited to see what four new characters he brought to life, and how they play into the lore of the others. a part of me is always hoping for vampiplier to be a thing tho hhHHh