#candi qs

[croatoan-the-line]

You love Pierre??? The Incel??? 😔

I...incel???

[croatoan-the-line]

Sometimes I forget how thirsty you are for Daniel Craig...

My friend, sometimes I even do.

Then I’m somehow reminded of his mere existence and am sent into a spiral of my own demise. How can one’s mind unravel so quickly?

I feel the instantaneous tug from calm and composed shitposter to blush inducing froth monster in the time it takes me to register that it is he upon my dash.

[croatoan-the-line]

Daniel Craig didn’t invent [AVERT YOUR EYES TUMBL MODS] nipples. In fact, quite a few other humans and even some animals have them! Hope this helps with whatever hold he has over you. ❤️

He may not have invented them (I’ll have to do some more research on that) but he certainly knows how to flaunt them, and here is where my torment lies.

Are nipples inherently sexual? Absolutely definitely not.

Are Daniel Craig’s nipples inherently sexual? Yes, very much.

[croatoan-the-line]

Dude i just got reminded ur url used to be butteredtopcorn

[war flashbacks]

Shit, it sure did. That feels like years ago.

...I guess it actually WAS years ago.

[croatoan-the-line]

You look so sweet and cute! I hope you have a good day!

You’re an absolute perfect gem and iloveyou 🥺 Thank you, hope yours is amazing! ❤️

[croatoan-the-line]

I’ve developed an allergy to Daniel Craig because of you. I see his face during my morning scroll and have to whisk it away as fast as possible. T H I N K

This is, hands down, one of the best asks I’ve ever received.

Bless you. No refunds. You’re welcome.

[croatoan-the-line]

I see and share your Daniel Craig THIRST

I need to SLEEP but there is no ESCAPE from that DEMON and his PERKY little NIP NOPS

[croatoan-the-line]

craig evans...i cannot deal

I have never been able to deal.

The minute I HEARD about Knives Out having both of them in it, my life changed in this truly intrinsic way. I’ve never gone back. I can’t. I won’t.

It... shaped me.