#candyheartrejects

[defyfilmfest-blog]

"I brought you flours."

[jenniferottnodoovers]

Candy Heart Rejects

Not feeling the love this Valentine’s Day?  Try these candy heart rejects I’ve compiled from around the internet (and my own psychosis).  If you can’t join ‘em, at least you can laugh at ‘em!

  Stop Crying

Put the Lotion in the Basket

Are those real?

It’s not me, it’s you

What’s that smell?

You look different in daylight

Have 2 – one for each thigh

Make me a turkey potpie

You smell like meat & cheese

Get me a beer

I have to wash my hair

Shower first

Scratch my itch

You’ll do

I’m a TUMs

Where are my pants?

Money’s on the dresser

You look like my mom

Here’s cab fare

I have an early meeting

Poop

What’s your name again?

Stalking is another word for love

How much?

You need a breath mint

Where’s the beef?

This is a roofie

How did I get here?

I lost a bet

  If you have an addition – feel free to share by adding a comment! (Keep it PG folks.)

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[robotchallenger]

Argo fuck yourself.

[meredithmo]

#candyheartrejects

LUV UR VAS DEFERENS #candyheartrejects

— Meredith Modzelewski (@meredithmo) February 14, 2012

Well that was a fun exercise.

[n0treallyjake-blog-blog]

Roses are red, violets are blue, does this cloth smell, like chloroform to you?

I laughed!