#candyinacave

[tookuni]

Candy in a Cave

is finally out!

Fic link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/85867706 70k, 16 chapters, finished, will post weekly.

Summary

Zoro is stuck in a kinky cave with a very nervous angry Sanji whose kink is roleplaying as an okama. Zoro is not ready for that flavor of Candy. Nor for what it makes him discover about himself.

Fic tags:

- Canon Universe, Canon Compliant - Top Roronoa Zoro/Bottom Sanji (One Piece), Top Sanji/Bottom Roronoa Zoro, Top Roronoa ZoroBottom Sanji (One Piece), Power Bottom Sanji (One Piece), Top Sanji (One Piece), Bottom Roronoa Zoro, Power Bottom Roronoa Zoro - Asexual Roronoa Zoro, Bisexual Sanji with a twist, Crossdressing Sanji, Crossdressing - Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, Feelings, Romance, Humor, Crack Treated Seriously, Explicit Sexual Content, Smut, Fluff, Fluff and Smut - Fuck Or Die, Sex Pollen, Safe Sane and Consensual, Sex Talk, Feelings Realization - Autistic Roronoa Zoro, Oblivious Roronoa Zoro, Roronoa Zoro is Whipped (One Piece), Roronoa Zoro and Sanji Bickering, Character Study, Conversations about Masculinity

[tookuni]

Candy in a Cave - WIP Wednesday

First chapter will be posted at the end of May 🥳 (No one ask me why my sex pollen joke of a fic became 70k of autistic Zoro obliviously hitting on Sanji)

“It’s a kinky cave, marimo! We can’t get out until it’s satisfied!”

Zoro is so petrified he feels like the ficus Sanji compared him to.

He examines him from head to toe.

In his head, he replays all the ridiculous behaviors Sanji has ever displayed right before his eyes. His obsession with big breasts. His submission to bossy women. His enthusiastic moans when Nami hits him. His interactions with the mermaids. That time Shinobu destroyed a man's testicles right in front of them and Zoro saw the cook clench his buttocks and shake his head as if he were trying to clear his head.

The voyeuristic tendencies. The collection of porn magazines, from the most artistic to the most obscene. The suggestive noises every time he walks past the bathroom while Sanji is taking a shower. Not that he walks past on purpose, but Zoro has an unfortunate tendency to confuse the ship’s doors—it’s not his fault they all look alike.

Then the realization hits him, and he opens his mouth, shocked:

“We’re never getting out of here.”

[tookuni]

Candy in a Cave - Chapter 2

Fic link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/85867706 70k, 16 chapters, finished, will post weekly (except for the next 2/3 weeks for personal reasons).

She eyes him up and down with a lustful gaze, bites her lip in an almost obscene manner, and extends her fingers toward the swordsman, who remains rooted to the spot.

“I’m Candy. A pleasure…”

Zoro eyes the back of the hand held out to him. The cook, the woman… Candy. Candy waves her fingers in front of his eyes, as if she’s expecting something from him. Not a handshake.

“Putain de merde, marimo, you’re terrible at this.”

He jumps at the deep voice coming from this person who is so androgynous, so feminine, so extreme—like an antithesis to the cook, his reflection in a distorting mirror, his obvious opposite, so fitting and so absurd at the same time.

It snaps him out of his stupor, and Zoro retorts immediately, offended:

“You said only you had to role-play! I don’t do that kind of shit! And I still have fifty questions and I don’t even know where to start!”

Sanji snaps back, which reassures Zoro.

“Then just act like you always do, or whatever! If you don’t wanna kiss my hand, don’t! And ask your damn questions! You have five more minutes before I jump you! And by the way, why aren’t you more affected by this… this connerie?! I’m already completely on edge!”