my random caninekind urges (and tips!)
i feel like i should document the urges i feel as a canine therian, and many of them are rather comical. but all the same, they hurt, because they remind me that i'm not in a dog body right now.
it's wrong, all wrong, but sometimes giving into my urges helps a bit. a tiny bit that matters anyway.
I can't resist the peanut butter. I eat an apple almost every day and I always feel the urge to stick a spoon in the jar of peanut butter and slather my apple with it. Yesterday I was feeling pretty down because I saw a dog running in the rain when I couldn't, so I chomped a peanut butter apple.
lord, it worked so well. The amount of happiness I felt over a small thing like this shouldn't be allowed. so /so/ worth it, 10/10 would do again
Normally I dislike how strong some febreeze fresheners smell. But, I can never resist febreeze's fresh-cut pine scent. i smelled it in the bathroom at a store and it was amazing! The urge to bark while I was in that bathroom was strong... so strong...
But my mom was there, too. oh well, one day i'll bark
Okay this is sliiightly offtopic but you know those spray bottles filled with iodine? THEY SMELL SO GOOD. The urge to spray it everywhere (i wont do it i wont do it i wont-)
Orange juice, apples, and peanut butter are otherworldly when paired right. They triggered a memory of me smelling someone (owner? not sure, they were a friendly face, though!) pour orange juice.
And when i tell you i was grinning for days after recalling that
Okay! That's enough for now, i hope you enjoyed my brain soup. thannnk you for reading, see you next time !!
...once again dedicated to @caprine-hyacinth, hey goat it's been a while! thought you would like this (this sounds weird, please disregard me :sob:)