Nov 15, 2017
me: i really don’t feel that high
me, 1 minute later: spends a solid 20 seconds trying to figure out how to make the oven timer beep when ‘food is around about done‘
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me: i really don’t feel that high
me, 1 minute later: spends a solid 20 seconds trying to figure out how to make the oven timer beep when ‘food is around about done‘
waiting for your period to finish like
when will my vagina return from war
my favourite part of teen wolf fic is how nobody even tries with the canon anymore. it’s just like, “someone yelled at a witch or some shit and now stiles and derek are magically joint at the crotch” in and everyone’s like yeah ok belivable
after marrying harry, draco’s favourite phrase becomes “what did I marry into”
Bar orders
Hufflepuffs: Butterbeer
Gryffindors: Firewhiskey
Ravenclaws: Water inbetween glasses of wine (to stay hydrated and avoid hangovers, duh)
Slytherins: "I'm going to need four pints of the strongest and most expensive drinkable substance this mediocre establishment sells"
you ever meet someone that makes you go: evolution. bro. all the options you had and you went for this
i’m so high that i just started crying over the fact that ian mckellen was dead, then googled him and discovered he’s not dead. so then i started crying because that must mean patrick stewart was the one who died
he’s not dead yet either
okay but who out of the golden trio would be the kinkiest
(and you can’t say draco malfoy because he’s in harry half the time)