#canttouchthis

[the-kaelan-unicorn]

The huge Kubrows that are as tall as warframes, Operator has at some point attempted to ride them like a horse. Much to Ordis and Lotus dismay, especially after getting armor for the kubrow.

Lotus puts her foot down at Operator trying to ride the kubrow into battle.

Ordis debates launching the kubrow into space when Operator rides around the ship and almost breaks something when the kubrow starts bucking playfully.

[dramioneficrecommendations]

Dramione Fic Rec No. 70

The Breaker of Bonds by Canttouchthis: In Voldemort’s kingdom, Hermione and Draco are nothing but battered trinkets for the king’s entertainment. But there are more players than the mad king knows, and the game is far from over. A Voldemort wins AU inspired by Game of Thrones.

Rated: E - Status: WIP

[amarillis39]

You are cordially invited to the wedding event of the season.

Please join us to celebrate the bonding of Ronald Billius Weasley and Daphne Lenora Greengrass at the beautiful Tuscan Zabini Villa.

Dress to impress, and bring your best suits. Canapés and cocktails for the evening events, open bar, and a Michelin feast of course.

Under no circumstance will any fighting be tolerated. There will be no name-calling, hexing, bat-bogeying, or arguments of any kind. There will certainly be no mention of loveless curses - thank you very much.

We do hope you can join us for this event.

P.S. Please keep an eye on Aunt Ophelia, she tends to fall asleep wherever she stands after a drink.

Please RSVP ASAP

At the end of 2020, at the height of international lockdown, @ptwritesmore had an idea. @amarillis39, @canttouchthis87 and @thusatlas jumped in on it and thus Bellends, Weddings and Full Frontal Cursebreaking was born (find it on ao3)!

This idea led to an epic internet friendship of four like-minded chaotic beings across thousands of miles. This evolved into many shenanigans and the creation of a home for more chaotic beings - The House of Nott discord server (which you should join!).

[secret-history-of-reganatlas]

The Devil's Strawberry

To Pansy Parkinson, a human lifetime is like a drop in the ocean of time. Time was just an endless existence of grey. Until something came along that captured her attention, changing the course of time forever.

All it took was one deal, some strawberries, a gambit and a moment of blindness to see the truth.

read here: ao3, FFN, wattpad

For the wonderful @ptwritesmore, @canttouchthis87 and I joined forces for this fic. Have a wonderful day dearest!!

[daddygirl313]

[melanoradrood]

[picsfortheday]

[clarkgregguniversity]

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