#caos shitpost

[jyou-no-sonoko19]

This was not the plan. 

This was not the plan. 

𝔗𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔫.

[paradox-n-bedrock]

Therapist: and what do we do when we're sad?

Me: write about Zelda getting railed?

Therapist: ...no.

[wardwellwives]

Mary:"Lilith, when I said bring me something from Hell I meant like, a cool statue or an ancient book!"

Lilith, visibly struggling with a harpy:"Why the fuck didn't you say that then?!"

[alexusonfire]

I'm shitposting and no one can stop me. 💁‍♀️

[topboi]

Father Blackwood: Zelda I need you to help me Zelda I’m the next Evil Shakespeare Zelda I’m the one true Desecrated Shakespeare and Sister Jackson doesn’t believe in my incredible vision Zelda I fired her Zelda Zelda will you be my Dark Stage Manager, my Black Co-Director, my Cruel Dramaturgy as I ascend to my True Station as Desecrated Shakespeare Zelda please these impetuous children of night will ruin my perfect language without your help

Z e l d a.

P l e a s e

[wardwellwives]

Me: "I love Mary Wardwell!"

My Brain: Let's imagine every possible way she's been in pain since Lilith brought her back!

Me:

[jyou-no-sonoko19]

you were literally just at a horror movie mary

please

p l e a s e

r e a d    t h e   r o o m

you precious soft

[jyou-no-sonoko19]

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