Nick Scratch More Like Nick Strap

I watch Sabrina Season two with my roommate and shitpost about it

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Loving the Witch Orgy Pop-Up Book

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UnHoly Abstinence???

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Lupercalia: Valentine’s Day But Hornier

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just gonna leave this here

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@over-the-moony-for-padfoot

Sabrina s2ep2

literally every time i see satan i laugh

“i need you to do my bidding: steal me gum horns make it really hard to go to the convenience store”

DEVILS GOTTEN INTO MY BABY why

“the passion of lucifer morningstar” excuse me. exCuse me.

“i wrote this fanfic and sister jackson is being a big meanie head so i fired her and you give good blowjobs so i thought youd do good”

this harvey roz thing is forced im sorry to the harvey/roz fans i just. no.

gdi prudence and sabrina just fuck already

“hey murder dorcas real quick and be a theater stereotype thanks.”

pervy transphobes can eat my ass

Sabrina: yeah im not a sub

nick: hey lets do a sex scene

father blackwood doesnt like feminists and hes wrong

“aunt hilda i didnt steal gum for satan so he choked me out”

is the episode just a bad, twisted consent metaphor that will end the Wrong Way

shout out to hilda for being perfect

roz should find a new scene and make Harvey the nurse tbh

i lov theo. i love lachlan watson. i am Not Straight.

hello that is a Big Frog i cant breathe whay the hell

“im.... happy for them” yeah ok sabrina

are you telling me that satan doesnt like onions bc he doesnt like crying. its that easy. that fcking easy. okay. sure. why not.

the scene with the pads in the locker is a lie. no straight boy would touch that many pads and tampons.

the wOrms. crawle iN. the woRMS crawl oUt. the wOrms PLay PinoChle on your SNOUT. they eat yoUR EYES they eat yOUR NOSE. they eat the jELLY BETWEEN YOUR TOES.

sabrinaisatop2k19

zelda continues to have Big Dick Energy

did they hurt salem what the FUCK i am gonna RIOT. there are two people i cannot tolerate being hurt snd they are tHEO AND SALEM AND THIS EP HURT THEM BOTH

hhh im heated

“you want me to burn down my school???” suddenly i know why someone committed arson at my high school.

KITTY IS SAFE

why do the writers of caos/riverdale like play episodes so much. why.

is it just me or was the play boring

“was it father blackwoods sick wish fulfillment?” nick got it in one.

HARVEY IS READING AN ARCHIE COMIC WHY THIS

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So it is literal Dorian Gray. Alright. I support this representation as “messy bitch who loves drama” and this is the only on-screen version of him ive seen where he looks like the pretty blonde golden boy Oscar Wilde intended so whatever

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caos fandom is like one half: argues about harbrina/nickbrina, talks about the plot and protagonist’ development, about satanism and it’s representation etс another half: just gay for Zelda

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guess which half i am

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Instagram: @ladytumblrlover

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wow look at this picture of how gay i am

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Father Blackwood: Zelda I need you to help me Zelda I’m the next Evil Shakespeare Zelda I’m the one true Desecrated Shakespeare and Sister Jackson doesn’t believe in my incredible vision Zelda I fired her Zelda Zelda will you be my Dark Stage Manager, my Black Co-Director, my Cruel Dramaturgy as I ascend to my True Station as Desecrated Shakespeare Zelda please these impetuous children of night will ruin my perfect language without your help

Z e l d a.

P l e a s e

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Glad to see Wardwell is still straight lurkin’

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This is by far my favorite iteration of the “unknowingly part of a bet between two other parties” trope

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Sabrina Part 2, ep 2

Sabrina: yeah I’m not a sub

Nick: good cuz I am

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So Sabrina signed the Book of Mormon and now she has to steal Satan a pack of gum so he can win a bet with his girlfriend who is out of his league but doesn’t know it

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caos writers: ur supposed to HATE the weird sisters at first! they’re mean and rude!!

me, once i saw them: oh wow….me gay

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chilling adventures of sabrina aka I’m Weak and Bi the show

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CRYING OVER DICK.

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how are there so many of these?

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Now that I’ve got some dick, I’m off to bed. Nighty night

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i love dick: masterpost

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@topboi its all nick

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@over-the-moony-for-padfoot contributions: there will be some overlap because we’re basically the same person

PLAUGE RATS HELLO

when ur teacher hires a stripper?

whERE THE FUCK IS MY KITTY CAT

“how was ur night out”

“decadent they just implied theyd decapitate you nbd”

you gotta throw them off their rhythm

holy shit edgy cousin fight over whos a top

sabrina got in trooooooubleeeeee

father blackwood needs to stop treating my girl prudence like this

“shave.” “hot.”

theres more sexual tension btwn prudence and sabrina than there is between Nick and sabrina.

fuckinf sACRED geOMETRY

the malleus malificarum ??? they really went there i cnat

they just fucking questioned her on RASPUTIN

hey leave thEO ALONE

(harvey is mvp)

roz gay

roz and theo are calm gay and fight gay

#justiceforhilda2k19

fuck yeah wardwell defend my bBABY (thats theo) (god i love lachlon watson)

“its pRiNcIpAl WaRdWeLl nOw”

fuck off coach stfu no one likes you

pUNISHABLE BY LASHING ??? kinky

if you cant be the Top they’ll make you a bottom

sabrina be out here taking down the patriarchy brick by fucking brick also fuck off with that sexist shit fuCker

diD THAT MAN JUST FLASH HER AND REVEAL A BUNCH OF BATS

“i do not like a near rhyme and neither does the dark lord”

“susie and rosalind and hhhhhhhh”

“in blood” *sword sound*

boy howdy she really got the ultimate hero complex huh.

“wanton hussy” excUSE

the boil and bubble challenge is really just blackwood pretending hes snape

“rancification”

damn cover ur sexism dude

bLOOD AND GOOD DONT RHYME NICHOLAS

did they really just start chanting like a bunch of frat boys rhis is a dESECRATED chURCH

her puking is strong “eat slugs malfoy” vibes

spoiler alert: susie theo isnt a girl

i have very mixed feelings about sabrina doing magic to help theo and also STRONG hermione confounds cormac vibes man theyre really laying on the hp thievery

NO SHITPOST THEYRE SO SUPPORTIVE IM CRYING

this is a School. she is a Minor. that is Illegal.

bc demons care so much about trespassing ????? ??v?

“the provocatively named nick scratch” excUSE ME HE IS A CHILD

nIght mAIDEN

nicholas that is jot how you ask a girl out jfc sABRINA JUST FUCK PRUDENCE P L E A SE

wow that trans rep im sobbing roz and harvey are good frien-WHY NO ROZ STOP YOURE A LESBAIN

“hey nick take me to the strip club i dont wanna talk to my ex”

why is dORIAN GRAY THE BARTENDER im crying hes so bi