Captain John Price who vehemently refuses to get a vasectomy despite the fact neither of you want kids and hormonal contraception doesn't agree with you. Says he wants to keep his options open in case it doesn't work out. Also refuses to use condoms because “I want to feel all of you, love” and fucks you like he’s trying to knock you up, knees pressed to your chest or hooked over his shoulders. Suggests you get an IUD instead. Does not come to the appointment when you get it fitted and who's first question is “when does it start working?”
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Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley who is first in line at the urology clinic to request a vasectomy when you tell him you're not taking contraception. Threatens bodily harm on the first surgeon who refuses to do it for him. Is relieved he's found someone on the same page about absolutely not passing your shit show of a gene pool on to the next generation. Still pulls out half the time, but that's just because he likes seeing you covered in come.
