#capitol rambles

[hellsite-hungergames]

I had an essay question on Julius Caesar’s lasting legacy so I wrote five paragraphs on Tumblr’s love for the Ides of March

[musical-hunger-games]

sooooo because of unforeseen and unwelcome ant troubles the polls are gonna have to wait till later today

[hellsite-hungergames]

I just baked the best red velvet cake I've ever made and then I tripped and dropped it

[hellsite-hungergames]

My cousin just told me she’s reading hunger games for the first time and that it would be cool if it was with different characters and I’m sitting here like :)

[hellsite-hungergames]

REASONS YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ME IN @thecompetitionshowdowntournament

I'm fucking awesome

My polls aren't just basic "PIT THEM AGAINST EACH OTHER"

In my polls the loser gets a violent death courtesy of a blorbo which is great fun

If I lose its acephobic

If I lose its biphobic

I'm funny

Please

I'm the one who brought you the magnificent "Gandalf Big Naturals vs. Goose" poll and all the other borderline absurd matchups

[hellsite-hungergames]

Last week my cousin was over and we bought vintage dresses and so naturally we decided to wear them while roleplaying homophobes for two hours in the middle of the night

[hellsite-hungergames]

guys my uncle is faking autism on tiktok and I want to kill him so much

[hellsite-hungergames]

I don’t know if I should feel offended or gender affirmed