#capnmakara

[blog-noises]

Your feet are just hands for your legs

[blog-noises]

I HAVE THE CUTEST BEST FRIEND EVER

[satansthigh-highs]

Meeting Internet friends irl is amazing and I always end up loving them more ugh

[twowholenipple]

Tagged Ok so I was tagged by YearnForYaoi So there we go (if you’re tagged):     Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones.     Tag 11 people and link them.     Let them know that they have been tagged. 1. If you could be any animal what would you be? A UNICORN DUH fuck id go around doin majestic shit stabbin rude people and lookin fuckin FABULOUS 2. What is your favorite movie? BALLS uhhhh probably HELP! 3. Let’s say you won some money, not a lot, but $2500. What do you do with it? well food....gas....bills..... 4. Aside from tumblr, what website do you visit most? um....i dunno probably ebay or amazon 5. Do you have any pet peeves? If so, what are they? um i have a lot but the worst is people ruining really comfortable silences 6. Do you have any useless talents? I can make most anything sexual and piss off people with one word 7. How about any useful talents? um...i can swim pretty fast.... 8. Would you date yourself? HELL NO i hate me eyuch 9. Is there thing you absolutely will not eat? CORN 10. Have you ever met anyone famous? i met the voice actor or zim and gir but thats it ^^;; 11. If you could give your past self one piece of advice what would it be? shut the fuck up jeezus ————————————————————————————————————————————— My Questions for you: 1. If you could live anywhere at all, where would it be? either Washington state or Canada 2. What fictional character do you relate to the most? personality-wise Kvothe from the kingkiller chronicles.... 3. If you could eat whatever you wanted right now what would it be? Bonus for pics if it’s something not so well-known. WHATABURGERRRRRRrrrrrrrr texas' holy grail and only thing it's ever done right 4. Do you have any weird superstitions or phobias? uh u 5. Got any tattoos/piercings/other body mods? Bonus again for pics yo. just plain ol lobe peircings but i want tatoos and gagues unngg 6. Do you like to “play” dress-up? (I don’t mean cosplay but feel free to talk about that too if you wish.) yes actually (O: pretty often actually 7. What’s your favorite restaurant? KIKOSSSSssssss it's a local tex-mex resteraunt that i've gone to since i was little 8. Which season do you prefer (given you have multiple seasons where you’re at)? Autum if it were a normal autum here but for here id say our 2 day spring 9. Got any weird allergies? cinnamon U^U i eat it anyways of corse but still... 10. Pets??? Pics???? my stupid little shitz-a-poo, Panda 11. Don’t drop that Dirka Dirk? AAAYYYYyy BONUS ROUND: Have you ever fucked a household object? WOAH ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You asked for it yo 1. What's your clothing "style"? 2. If you could have any super power, what would it be? 3. Who's your favorite animated character? (dosn't have to be anime....) 4. What's your favorite show? 5. Who's your favorite actor/actress? 6. What's your natural hair color? 7. If you could have any hair color what would it be? 8. Favorite candy?? 9. Are you into cars? Anything specific? 10. Would you kiss a stranger? 11. WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT???

[dark-hazy]

MY FRIEND WROTE A FANFIC

Darkness surrounded him, from what he could see through the blindfold. He tried to scream, he tried to yell, but it was pointless. With many pieces of duct tape covering his mouth, no one would hear him. No one would know. No one. But he still tried, at least a muffled scream would be heard. By who, though? Himself? Or someone else , perhaps? 

"Shh...It's alright, dear..." She whispered in her Japanese language she knew. The only one she knew. To the only person who understood her. She smirked at him, though he wouldn't know, out of satisfaction.

"I won't hurt you, Rufioh..At least I don't think I will..." Damara smiled sarcastically.

He whimpered quietly, starting to shiver and attempting to free his hands from the straps restraining them above himself. His legs restlessly kicking around, trying to break free of the other restraints on him. 

She put a finger up to his lips, "Shh...You'll be alright~" She said before ripping the duct tape off away from his mouth, kissing him deeply in attempt to shut him up.

As she parted from him, he bit at her lip, growling at her.

"Let me go, Damara. Now." He said in an angry demanding tone.

"Aw..But then I'd have no fun. And besides, this makes up for all the time you avoided me. Doesn't it?" She kissed him once again, quickly, as she ran her hands down to his pants.

"Damara, please. I'm asking nicely. Please, please, let me go. Please!" Rufioh begged.

She kissed him once more, starting to straddle him.

And then they frickle frackled.

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