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my french prof: if you’re talking about a girl cat, you still have to use the masculine. “une chatte” is something… related to cats, but it’s inappropriate and you don’t have any reason to be using it in the context of this class. don’t use it anymore please

everyone for the next 10 minutes: pussy? oh, pussy? pussy? is it pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy?

ukulelekatie

when you wanna talk about that thing you’re obsessed with but you already said a lot about it and don’t wanna be annoying

botanize

just-shower-thoughts

Stephen Hawking passed away on March 14th. 3.14. He is now infinite.

gogomrbrown

For being “disruptive” lol

sushinfood

honestly the gaggle among the airlines all clamouring to look better than United right now is some of the very best drama i have ever been blessed to witness

bando--grand-scamyon

Lmao

thesaltqueen

Y'all Mr. Fucking Mosby tweeted that

1010ll

pr1nceshawn

Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

thahalfrican

coqueli-cat-deactivated20191111

this is so sad yet important

jamaicanblackcastoroil

12 or under. Think about it.

clevergirlswithcurls

Even with this, men will still say that most women find it innocent and like the ‘compliments’

microsoftbob

andhumanslovedstories

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection

beauty-in-healing-deactivated20

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

voxeterna1

So ,I’m a music teacher and every year we have what are called “walk through observations”. Basically, this means that 4 times a year the principal or vice principal comes into my class to assess my teaching. Fine. Sure. No problem. Well, today I was doing an activity with my 1st graders called “Musical Groceries”. Basically, they make up a fake shopping list and then together we figure out what the rhythm of the words on the list is. To do that, a small group of students plays the beat on the conga drum while the rest of the students move around the room while chanting the word. It sounds weird but it’s a great way for the kids to figure out the relationship between syllables and rhythm. They quickly get bored of walking the rhythm so I let them come up with their own ways of moving around the room.( skipping, hopping, etc) One student suggested they hop around the room like frogs, way down low to the ground. Okay fine. Or it was fine until my vice principal walked in to do my observation only to find 20 seven year olds hopping around the room like a hoard of little hob-goblins, rhythmically chanting “BREAD! BREAD! BREAD!” while five other kids played ominous beats in a drum circle. I have never seen anyone look so confused in my life and I really don’t want to know the rating I got on my observation.

whatokay

i love kissing so much how it can be soft and romantic or hard and passionate or lazy and sleepy or affectionate and then it’s like you like the person and they like you because you are kissing and it’s just you two and you can close your eyes and there will be nothing in the world except that