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Happy Birthday 🎉 James Patrick Page!!

May it be as special and enjoyable for you as your music is for me 💕

char sent this to me over disco.rd today and Roasted my son over an open fire sooooo here we are!

leo: i think the loser should have some kind of penalty.

capricorn: hasn't life already penalized you enough?

*virgo sprays capricorn with a water bottle*

virgo: that's for being mean.

capricorn: it was worth it.

taurus: you know what? underneath it all, you’re actually quite nice.

capricorn: repeat that disgusting slander again, and you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

sagittarius: why is capricorn crying?

taurus: he took one of those ‘Which Zodiac Sign Are You Most Compatible With?’ quizzes.

sagittarius: oh, who’d he get?

leo: me...

virgo: so.. are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

capricorn: i’m a knife.

libra: words ending in “ie” are so cute! like “cutie”, “sweetie”, “cookie”—…

capricorn: “Die.”

libra: ..

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