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[andreabandrea]

ANOTHER DAY OF LIBERAL BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!

ESTROGEN PANCAKES

SHE/HER COFFEE

LIBERAL SYRUP

PROGESTERONE APPLE SLICES

[aphfinland]

me, pleading with myself: just..  .   do  you r homEWORK PLEAS E

[fnafkinfessions]

HI IM FUNTIME FREDDY AND I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH NEDD BEAR HE LOOKS LIKE HE'D BE A GOOD FRIEND AAAAAAA

[eeriehowl]

THE GULL!

bonus:

[jiggie]

anybody: kuroko no basuke

me: BASKETBALL BASKETBALL WE LOVE BASKETBALL ITS THE BEST GAME THAT WE PLAY EVERYDAY ITS MY BOUNCY BALL ITS YOUR BOUNCY BALL ITS MY BASKETBALL PRETTY LITTLE BASKETBALL OH MY FEET ARE SO RAW (RAW FEET) MY EARS ARE SCARED AND THE BABY OSTRICHES CALL.... NOW THAT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU KNOW KARATE... KICKIN YOUR FRIENDS (DONT KICK HIM) NOW WHY MUST I JUST......... DANCE.

[bad-battur]

WHO SENT ME "WUS POPPIN JIM🅱️O" IM SNORTIG

[hgfdhgfddh]

gender/bends be like

male version: hi i’m you’re bland flat “hot” guy, wow could I be anymore boring

female version: HELLOOOO I’M BIG TITTIES MCGEE UWU UWU AND I WILL LITERALLY DIE IF MY TITS ARE NOT CONSTANTLY HANGING OUT 24/7, DID I MENTION I HAVE TITS?!?!!?? TITTIES ASS AND TITTIES

[nauticalradical]

IMMA SMOSHER... IF YOU DONT LIKE SMSH THATS UR PROBLEMO