#captain barbie

[inconsistent-person]

Captain Barbie Paper Doll

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[di3-sexual]

OC dump

Under the break is all the info I have about my little man. I love him so much and am so horny for him I apologize.

Basics

Name: 

Captain Barbiel “Barbie” Cypress

Age:

 appears 30 (actually 74)

Gender: 

man (he/him)

Race: 

Tiefling 

Class: 

rogue (def up to be changed) 

Sexuality: 

bisexual, switchy switch 

Home: 

“Settled” in Valkour

Occupation: 

captain/pirate/smuggler/what you need bbg 

Design: 

Hair: 

deep purple/black, hair is ear length and shaggy, he pushes it back out of his face a lot. He also has a little goatee. 

Height: 

5’8

Eye Color:

Yellow

Clothing: 

wears a redish purple over coat, the inner lining of the coat is blue with an ornate silver filigree design. The coat has two large side pockets and an inner breast pocket on either side (the right one came with the coat, the left one was hand sewn in later by him, as a result the left pocket is a yellow fabric.) Black vest (open) and white poet shirt open to the fucking belly button, navy trousers, brown boots. He wears a yellow sash around his waist with a deep green one dangling from his right, which conceals his pistol. He wears two belts; one under his sashes to hold his pistol, and another brown leather pouch at his hip. 

Jewlery: 

He wears a TON of jewelry; several necklaces at various lengths, all the way down to a gold coin that sits right at the bottom of his sternum. He also wears several rings and bracelets, and little cuffs on his horns and tail. He wears gold hoops in his first earrings, then smaller silver ones for his second two, in his cartilage has little gold spikes (long pointed ears!!) He wears predominantly gold, but there is also silver strewn about. His nipples are pierced. 

Defining characteristics:

Typical tiefling; tail and horns and fangs (his left fang has been replaced by a gold one.) He's purple. He has a large tattoo along his back that goes from the base of his head down his spine and if he’s not wearing his overcoat you can see the edges of his tattoo along the sides of his neck. His nails are mid length and pointed, and are usually bare. 

Tattoos

Has a huge back piece; a sun and moon on either shoulder blade with stars. The tattoo starts with an eye at the base of his skul/top of his spine, a large naked woman dancing in the middle, there are a lot of stars and other celestial imagery with a dagger finishing the piece pointed and ending at like the cleft of his ass. He has a nautical star on his left tidy.

Items of importance:

His die from Usanus, his sword, and a gold eye necklace.

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06/23/11

DAY 12

Badtrip ako kanina eh. Kasi yung ulan eh! Nabasa yung sapatos ko tsaka yung pants ko. Naiinis lang talaga ako. Puta kasi. Tapos nakakainis sobrang sakit ng braso ko. Ano ba yan. Araw-araw na lang may masakit sakin. ://

Tangina! HAHAHA! Nag-PE kami,tapos una kami Cruisers,bago yung Discoverers,tapos nakita ko yung officer sa CAT namin,naka-tuck-in ! PUTA! Hahaha kung pwede lang lumabas sasabihan ko yun eh. Wala naman kami sa field,hindi naman kami nagsi-CAT naka-tuck in? HAHAHA! :D (ako na mababaw)

Si Lougi,ang dami naming sinulat tapos sya tawa lang ng tawa dun sa likod ko. Mukhang gago eh. Ang ingay ingay niya.. Tawa talaga sya ng tawa kinikilig ata kay Tepait,(di ko alam pangalan niya eh). LELS. Joke lang. Hahaha! :D

Nung Filipino,may play kami. Pero saglit lang yun. Tapos,sinampal talaga nung classmate ko yung isa kong classmate eh! Hahaha ang ingay ingay namin pero narinig pa din yung tunog ng sampal niya. Hahaha. Yung nanampal,tibo. Yung sinampal niya,babaeng-babae. Hahaha. Tapos ang tawag ni Tibo kay gurl,BABES. Hahaha :D

Tapos si Lony,baklita sya. Kanina yung issue nila,about sa mga lesbians and gays. Alam ko nasasaktan sya sa pinagsasabi nung classmate kong maingay eh,paiyak na nga eh,pero,napigili niya. Hahaha,well wala naman syang dapat kaiyakan. Wala namang namatay eh. Hahaha basta mahal ko si Lony kahit di kami masyadong close. Nag-uusap kami,nagbibiruan kami,pero hindi pa kami masyadong close.. Hahaha si CAPTAIN BARBIE. LELS.

Kanina pa sabaw ang utak ko eh. Hindi gumagana yung utak ko. Wala akong maisip na matino. HAHAHA! :D