#captain beatrice

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are you ready for sick headcanons (specifically about my space trio)?

too bad bc here they are

engie’s very whiny about being sick. he’ll get a sniffle and whine and cry and shuffle around with a blanket looking for attention. terrible patient. god forbid that man ever get Actually sick

simon is not bitching and moaning, and he has a weird thing about sloth, but he Will rest if it interferes with work. an ineffective soldier is a dead soldier, and eden might be a death cult, but he’s their best soldier

beatrice has been on the bridge with a high fever before. beatrice has been shivering and sweating and ashen and still giving orders. beatrice will not be able to talk because their throat is exploding and they can’t think and they will just switch to their tablet for text to speech. if you get beatrice to rest, it’s a god damn miracle

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i wanna talk about bea and vaultstrike

it’s like. half rhythmic gymnastics/dance and half martial arts/combat

you get scored on grace and artistry but also accuracy and power against your holographic targets

bea was a champion before and during academy, that’s how they could even afford to go (space academy is expensive gang) but not olympian

they use a staff but people can use whatever or even just fists if they like

they were called the starchild (partly for their signature song, partly for their acrobatics, partly for their ambitions) and it was kind of a big deal

but they wanted to be a captain and fly so badly they let that dream go

they still do it for fun/exercise/training though