#captain catastrofa

[localsimpissleepy]

Sorry for the lack of memes, school has been a pain in the ass-

Anyways, have some memes I made last week-

[jdshipoftheday]

Agent D x The Pilot (Dragostea Din Tei P2)

JD Ship of the Day: Agent D x Captain Catastrofa

Requested by @th3b4dk1dzz & Anonymous

[localsimpissleepy]

I randomly thought of theses au/remembered some of my old aus, so does anyone wants to read about them? Most of them are ship aus, not all of them

Food Truck Au: Chalina has a rivalry with Mellow, another food truck driver in Sun Horizon, something something rivales something something secretly pining for each other-

Bodyguard Au: Kwang, Seung, and Chul were paid to act as bodyguards for Hoku & Kapyy, and Kwang gets stuck with Kapyy *insert long slow burn and long enemies to friends to lovers storyline*

Amnesia Au: Instead of firing Cygnus like a normal person, Night Swan knocks him out and throws him out at sea, but unknowns to NS, Cygnus survived but lost his memory

But soon, Captain Crimson found Cygnus floating out on the Melosia Realms sea, he rescued him and Cygnus became part of his crew

Rockstar Band Au (working on the name): Karaoke Forever is a new drummer for a rockstar band but is having troubles due to one of the main singers, Nova, who keeps flirting with him lol *who he's lowkey into*

LifeGuard & Siren Au: Brezziana is a new life guard in Sun Horizon, but she soon meets a siren by the name of Jack Rose

Coffee Au: Clover goes to a new café in WackyGroove, where she meets a cute barista named Tonio

Hero/Villian Au: Mister Overload has started fighting against a new supervillian in Dancity, and the new villian seems a bit similar to...Moves Like Jagger C3?-

Pirate Au: Cygnus takes baby Jack Rose away from Night Swan and leaves him at a random strangers doorstep in the Melosia Realms, years later, Jack Rose has become a well known and feared pirate captain just like his father, Captain Crimson

Enemy Agents Au: Captain Catastrofa is a part of Agent D's rival agent organization, and the two keep runing into each other each mission (to which Agent D keeps flirting with Captain Catastrofa lol)

[localsimpissleepy]

can we get more info about the food truck and enemy agent aus i say as i hold my hands out for crumbs…….

Lol, here's some info for the Food Truck Au & the Enemy Agents Au for you aswell as that anon that also requested for the Food Truck Au

Their still brand new aus I'm still gonna try and answer this ask

Food Truck Au:

- Chalina was a well known and popular food truck driver in Sun Horizon

- But she soon found out and met Mellow, a new food truck driver around Sun Horizon (idk what kind of food he would serve donuts? Cupcakes? Ice Cream? Desserts?)

- Chalina didn't mind there being another food truck driver in Sun Horizon, especially around where she usually serves food (she doesn't really get mad easily)

- But she soon noticed that customers started to go to Mellow's food truck instead of hers, making her business struggle for a bit

- Chalina started to get just a bit mad/jealous and started unofficially challenging Mellow and his business

- Mellow on the other hand, he was just trying to start his small business when he notices Chalina seeming to challenge him

- Mellow saw this as a friendly competition and started this friendly rivalry with her

- Later they started to lowkey have a crush on each other but Chalina refuses to admit it, Mellow on the other hand is too shy to confess his feelings tho lol *insert long slow burn and confession*

Enemy Agents Au:

- Captain Catastrofa is a new recruit of Agent D's rival agent organization (idk how or why but he was able to join them)

- His first mission ended in his teammates getting their asses kicked by Agent D, and they all left Captain Catastrofa behind

- Captain Catastrofa was expecting to get his ass beat up by Agent D aswell, but instead, she started to tease and flirt with him

- Captain Catastrofa thought she was trying to get secrets of his organization out of him so he ran away

- Ever since that, Agent D & Captain Catastrofa kept running into each other and Agent D continues to mess with him every chance she gets, insert complicated feelings on Captain Catastrofa's side and the fear of betraying his organization (he deserves better just saying so just go and join your future wife dude)

[localsimpissleepy]

Idk how he became her partner in crime but he did-

[localsimpissleepy]

Agent D x Captain Catastrofa for the ship bingo

I'll be real with yall, i didn't see it when people started shipping them

But after a while, the malewife and girlboss trope got to me once again-

I like to think the other Dragostea Din Tei coaches would say "bro how did you get a gal like her?-"

And Catastrofa is like "You tell me-"

(On the side note, they remind me alot of Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit, which is another couple i also love)