Oct 28, 2025
ANOTHER FIC FINISHED. FINALLY. I STOPPED PROCRASTINATING AND ACTUALLY LOCKED IN AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT ME.
GO READ IT.
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ANOTHER FIC FINISHED. FINALLY. I STOPPED PROCRASTINATING AND ACTUALLY LOCKED IN AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT ME.
GO READ IT.
A little 21 jump street edit
Currently having Ice Cube's voice in my head saying: " we're jump street and we're about to jump in yo ass".
hey guys uhh you know in my bio (if anyone read it) that i might post content for another fandom? yeah, well this post is that. basically, im writing a perry/harry/jenko fanfic because its my favorite crossover ship and theres no fics of it so im trying to create one. this ship is peak, trust me.
this mini fanfic excerpt below will only make sense if you had watched the two jump street movies. the 21 jump street fandom, ESPECIALLY the movie fandom, is extremely minuscule/dead, so i really wanted to write something for it.
the excerpt focuses more on jenko, schmidt, & captain dickson (from 21 jump street), with very brief mentions of harry & perry.
ok sorry for the yapping. ENJOY!!!
Title: Perry & Harry Go Down on Jump Street (literally)
It had been about two years since Jenko and Schmidt went undercover as college students to bust another drug ring. Since then, the two have been going undercover at many different places, not just schools. Yes, they still go undercover at schools once in a while, even though it’s extremely obvious that they’re adults and not teenagers. They went undercover at the morgue once and the drug dealer was hiding drugs in the fucking dead bodies. Well, not as worse as that one time where they went undercover at medical school and Jenko had to fake flatline to distract their lead. No, if you’re wondering, Jenko is never going to live that absolutely embarrassing moment down.
But that’s not why these two guys are sitting in Captain Dickson’s office. Honestly, they don’t even know what they’re in here for; they just really hope Dickson doesn’t murder them or something, because he has threatened that multiple times, and they both know he will not hesitate to go through with it.
Dickson very slowly took a bite out of his peanut butter and jelly sandwich, staring at the two boys like Schmidt had just slept with his daughter. Oh wait, that’s right, because he did.
“Do you two sons of bitches know why you’re in my office today?” He grumbled, looking like a pissed off parakeet. Jenko glanced at Schmidt, giving him the ‘you-seeing-this-shit?’ look, the look that he gives to him when he accidentally busts the dealer by himself, a look he rarely gives but when he does it’s bad.
“Uhh…” Schmidt started, fidgeting with his fingers to do something with his hands. “Are we getting…fired?” He knew he had fucked up as soon as that sentence left his mouth when he saw the look of pure disbelief on the Captain’s face.
“No, you’re not getting fired, dumbass!” He spoke, voice raising just a bit. He put his half-eaten sandwich down on the desk; very unsanitary. “You two boys are getting promoted!”
The two men exchanged confused glances once more. Promotion? What the fuck did he mean by “promotion”? Hopefully it didn’t have to do with sucking anybody’s dick. Hopefully.
“...Promotion? Are we, like, becoming Sergeants or somethin’?” Jenko asked confusedly. Being Sergeants would be super fucking cool in his opinion. And also hot. Don’t ask.
“Better.” Dickson replied, causing the two other men’s ears to perk up. When Dickson said “better,” he usually meant something serious, like there’d be more than one drug ring, or they’d have to infiltrate a gang, which they have before. It went very poorly, if you couldn’t tell, so that’s why they don’t infiltrate gangs anymore. But if it's not a gang, then what the hell could it be?
Dickson placed a yellow folder on the desk, opening it up to reveal pictures of a pink-haired girl dead on the floor, blood splattered across the room with police tape on every side. “We’ve been getting reports of a new synthetic drug in California. Code name: ‘S3X.’” Jenko couldn’t help but chuckle at that ridiculous ass name; Schmidt elbowed him. Dickson ignored the two dumbasses, continuing. “Detective van Shrike and Detective Lockhart are already on the case back in California, but Shaw requested that you two come along as well. He think’s you two are the best cops fit for the job, but frankly I think that’s bullshit.”
Jenko’s eyes widened. Perry and Harry? Those two hot ass detectives in Los Angeles? He was going to have to work with them? He glanced at Schmidt, noticing his facial expression didn’t change at the mention of their names, so he assumed that he didn’t know them.
“...Detective van Shrike and Lockhart? Never heard of them. Who are they?” Jenko internally sighed; his suspicions were correct.
Dickson smirked, folding his hands together. “Your new temporary business partners. You four will be working together. No excuses. And since they’re in California, you boy’s know what that means?”
Schmidt awkwardly chuckled. “I—I’m kind of scared to ask—”
Dickson cut him off. “You two motherfuckers are going to Los Angeles!”
here’s my fic plan if anyone’s interested!
im really excited to write this fic and i hope other people are excited to read it when i’m finished! ^_^
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